Y/N: If Karma Won't Fuck You, I Will.
Y/N: If karma won't fuck you, I will.
Liam: Is this a pickup line or a threat?
Y/N: Both.
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~Lando in a McLaren video w/ Y/N as pr~
Lando: I'm afraid no other fruit is topping mangos. They are simply the best fruit.
Y/N: what do you know about topping
Lando: WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!?!
Anakin: Fuck you
Y/N: No, fuck you. You’re the bottom in this relationship.
Anakin:
Anakin, confused: We haven’t even banged.
me, as snug as a bug in a rug, thinking about mickey barnes hitting it raw 💕
*having dinner with Anakin and Obi-wan*
Y/N: The food is too cute, I just can't eat it!
Obi-wan:
Anakin: You're cute, but I'd still eat y-
Obi-wan: ONE DINNER
Y/N: *sighs* here we go again
Obi-wan: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK!
Colby: *staring deadpan into the camera with a microphone in hand* And here you can see the endangered Y/N in their natural habitat.
Y/N: *falls down the stairs, spilling their cereal everywhere*
Colby: Natural selection is coming for this specimen.
when the movie lowkey sad but all u could think about was how badly you wanna lick sam monroes collarbones.
Do you sometimes read a fic writer’s work, and just… thank all the gods this person managed to get obsessed with the same fictional people you did?
Anakin: I have something to ask you.
Y/N: *looks at watch* uhm, we should hurry up, but, okay, Ani, sure go ahead.
Anakin: I’d like to know if you really, huh, like me
Y/N: …
Anakin: …
Y/N: Ani, we’ve been together for 7 years and we’re getting married in 10 minutes-
If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.
need to bite josh hutcherson
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hey guys! *19*i’m bisexual requests: OPENi will write fluff, angst, and smut for any fandom(majorly Maze Runner & Star Wars & TSITP & MCU)i WILL NOT write any NSFW FOR MINORSif i am uncomfortable with writing a certain situation, i will inform youSo overall, please respect my boundaries and my feelings!
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