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I'm gonna start posting my really short one-shots on here.

Pumpkin - Peridot and Lapis start a dog army for their Pumpkin.

“Lapis!” Peridot shouted from the bottom of the barn to Lapis, who was hovering in the air. 

“Yeah, Peri?” Lapis looked down.

“I’ve been researching dogs, as Steven calls them, and they are social creatures. But our Pumpkin is all alone out here,” Peridot exclaimed.

“Pumpkin is a pumpkin, and they have us,” Lapis replied.

“Yes, but what if they crave more than us!?” Peridot whined.

“Then take Pumpkin to more dogs?” Lapis stated.

“We don’t have more dogs!” Peridot cried.

Lapis sighed, “Then get Steven to make more?”

“Pumpkin needs companionship now! We need dogs!” Peridot waved her arms around to make it seem more urgent.

Lapis picked up Peridot and Pumpkin, “Let’s go dog hunting then.” Then she flew off.

The three of them grazed by grass as they searched for dogs. The bright sun shined across fields and fields of emptiness, quickly flying by.

They spotted a person walking their golden retriever below them. Lapis ducked and grabbed the dog and its leash in one big swoop.

They repeated this process several times before spotting many dogs, all gathered in a park.

“Lazuli! Look at all those dogs we’ve hit the jackpot!” Peridot cheered.

Wordlessly, Lapis landed them in the dog park.

Peridot stared awestruck and excitedly pointed to all kinds of dogs. “Look! There’s a great dane! Oh, and there’s a corgi!”

Lapis Lazuli smiled at this display, “I don’t know how we’ll carry all these dogs.”

Peridot didn’t hear her and instead strutted off to grab more dogs.

Lapis sighed and sat on the ground, waiting for Peridot’s return.

Pumpkin barked excitedly at other dogs and then barked and pawed at Lapis.

“What is it, Pumpkin?” Lapis asked.

Pumpkin spun around and chased its tail.

“Do you want to play?” Lapis observed.

Pumpkin nodded, and Lapis looked around for a nearby stick.

After finding and grabbing one, Lapis threw the stick and shouted, “Fetch!”

The dogs ecstatically chased after the stick and playfully fought amongst themselves for it.

Lapis continued playing fetch with the dogs while waiting for Peridot to return.

Eventually, Peridot returned with an angry crowd behind her.

Shouts rang from behind her, “Let's fly, Lapis!” 

Lapis used her powers to carry all the dogs that were playing with each other.

Once they got to the barn, Pumpkin started happily getting to know all the other dogs.

“We’re such great parents,” Peridot smiled.

Steven made them return all the dogs.

Constructive criticism is appreciated!

You accidentally cross a witch, and she curses you, saying “You can only speak lies”. Unfortunately, this makes it so you can only say the word “lies”, and the witch admits she’s an apprentice that screwed up the spell. Now you’ve teamed up with her to figure out how to undo it.

Puts Satan in a cheese grater.

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Oh, pain! That’s not good.

Someone looked down at their foot, the thickened skin torn and chewed. They’d peeled too many layers and their nail stabbed through the last one, the corner of their heel was trickling blood.

Panic welled up, they didn’t like blood. Blood meant something was wrong, something was hurt. Blood stays on the inside, they cannot bleed—shaky breaths, shaking, shallow, breaths. Why are they so worked up? They had forgotten why, why can’t they remember anymore?

Not that they ever could, not that they couldn’t, they can’t remember.

Another stab of pain brings them back, they’d begun picking, picking, picking, again. It’s a bad habit. They applied pressure to the wound. That was what they were supposed to do, right? They  lifted their hand and thought for a moment.

No, don’t pick at their hand! They couldn't pick their hand, people would see it, it’d be exploited—shaky breaths, slower, deeper, breaths. Is that even your hand?

You need to calm down.

Your eyes flickered to the wall in front of you, where were you? It didn’t seem familiar, but then again, you weren’t familiar with anything. 

The wall was? Gray? You squinted, it didn’t look like any color, more like a mash of pixels on a broken screen. Maybe it was your eyes that were broken. Your breath slowed.

You pondered the idea that you were just looking at a screen, perhaps it's just a post on tumblr that’s dragging you in by the collar. You blinked.

Turning your head, you realized it was dark in this room. Too dark, someones hand reached back towards your foot. You paused, you remembered.

Their breath sped up, They don’t like the dark. What’s around them? Their vision focused, blood pounded in their ears. Someones in there. Wait. You’re the someone.

You remembered again. You’re the someone. You listened for a moment, nothing. You’re the someone. You took a deep breath. You’re the someone.

You’re in your room, what time is it? No, that’d stress you out more. Your eyes were heavy, maybe you’re tired.

You look at what you’re sitting on, it’s your bed. Looking at it makes you ache, you hadn’t slept due to your fears. The bed was so inviting and you were so, so tired.

You felt yourself lie down and breathe.

And everything was okay.

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My cat sebastian . .

You’re getting married to your Tumblr pfp how fucked are u

Just lost a video game this video game sucks

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since I know everyone loved my soup take (they did not) here is another one of my stupidly picky eater takes:

FUCK WHOEVER PUT NUTS AND SHIT IN SOFT PILLOWY BAKED GOODS IF I WANTED CRUNCH ID EAT A CRACKER