Latest Posts by stalemacaroni - Page 3
the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.
Once you realize that all interactions are transactional on a fundamental level, life becomes so much easier
the thing about working as a housekeeper is that sometimes I will be called to clean a room that is in such a state that it gives me pause.
The thing about being a housekeeper at a Hospital is that it is not the things that would usually be concerning that leave me with questions.
Like if I go clean a room and it is just covered in blood, I'm not all "where did all this blood come from" that would be silly. It came from inside the patient and they were already in a hospital so they're probably mostly fine hopefully.
In fact "Inside the patient" is where most of the potentially concerning stuff I have to deal with comes from. Vomit? That's from inside the patient. Urine? Feces? Inside the patient baby. Needles full of unidentified drugs? That was supposed to go inside the patient but I guess they frogot.
But when I go to clean a hospital room and it is full of Sand... Did that come from inside the patient? I hope not. Why is there so much sand? Where did it come from? Was there some kind of terrible beach accident?
I have many questions and I'm scared of the answers.
Not to go on a rant, but I hate it when people punish children for asking questions. Like, they're just trying to learn and are so genuinely and sincerely curious. Why punish them? They are just tiny people with far less information than you have, so they should be filled in and treated with respect as they are. Of course, I understand simplifying things for kids and withholding some information from them if they are not quite ready for it, but they should be told everything otherwise and certainly should not be punished for wanting to learn more.
We're so back.
Tomodachi Life: Living the Dream in 2026! 🥳
6 has three 2's which is a good amount but of a relatively smaller number, whereas 6 has two 3's, which is fewer, but 3 is a bigger number, so it really comes to about the same. so youve got options
tumblr is full of phrases that we are all so desensitized to that they're just normal, but if you say it to a person in real life its so funny to them its a one-hit insta kill
why do new updates always install new games on my phone
Like no, samsung, I do not want "block blast," nor have I ever wanted it
i'm gonna be honest i don't get why they say everypony instead of everybody in mlp. it's not like the word everybody is human-specific. the ponies have bodies. the word everypony, however, is pony-specific in a world where ponies are not the only people in their society, which means it would be more accurate and inclusive to use everybody instead of everypony. it all makes no sense to me
the secret to life is always having something to look forward to
Love how someone just saw an anteater and went "Yep, that eats ants."
what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
happy ides of march to those who celebrate!! 🥳
[image description: artwork of caesar getting stabbed to death, but I’ve edited in party hats for everyone and some balloons because it’s a celebration. end description.]
Hey guys, really cool way of dealing with unwanted problems:
Saw my first cyber truck irl and pointed and laughed when I passed and she was FURIOUS frowning with her entire face shaking her head holy shit I feel like I just did a line
