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There are two types of people when hearing the "Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food" joke for the first time:

1) What? What are you trying to say? This makes no sense.

And

2) ...I hate that I understand this

i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

(Possibly?) Hot take: "Girl" has become a unisex term much like dude

Vander: I've always liked the name Violet. Silco: *snorts a line* Hey, you know what I like?

legends 🌟

“A little treat” has proven to be a devastating weapon of destruction against my moneys… but… science has birthed an equally powerful tool in the war against trinkets… I call it.. “but I shan’t”.

Me: "oough. why do I feel so bad."

Also Me: *has eaten nothing but candy all day*