Dracula (1931) Is A Thoroughly Enjoyable Film.

Hey guys, really cool way of dealing with unwanted problems:

I think this website has given me a very skewered perception of what is normal.

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Linguine .

what it that emotion where you taste battery acid on your tongue

Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.

Like. I could just lie to them constantly--

Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?

Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.

why do new updates always install new games on my phone

Like no, samsung, I do not want "block blast," nor have I ever wanted it

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