Sometimes I Think About How Easy It Is To Fuck Up A Kid.
Sometimes I think about how easy it is to fuck up a kid.
Like. I could just lie to them constantly--
Tommy, my fictional son: *holding an apple* What's this, Baba?
Me: Ah, that right there is a schmidalflapper.
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