Ah, Yes, Google. This Is Definitely What I Meant.

Sometimes I forget that I'm not just an observer and that people can in fact Perceive Me

TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!

I think this website has given me a very skewered perception of what is normal.

It’s so much fun

Me: *Minding my own business on break*

Return date to work: *draws nearer*

Me: "Oh no, the eternal dread has returned."

wheres seasons greasons

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear