Me: *Minding my own business on break*
Return date to work: *draws nearer*
Me: "Oh no, the eternal dread has returned."
was suddenly moved to draw a toony sort of character design .. but this is a bit too close to 2013 tumblr sexyman for my own comfort
what’s the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue?
hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus
I propose we have "of course you're queer and like bugs"
In addition to the classic "of course you have blue hair and pronouns"
Don’t let anyone silence your voice or steal your power, which is your vote.
Your vote is private. Your vote is your own.
Vote accordingly.
Important message for Texans:
Yet another completely preventable death has occurred, sadly part of a trend.
Dozens of women are dying, and hundreds more are suffering under Texas' abortion ban. Do not vote for Ted Cruz if you value these people's lives. This should never have happened in the first place and must not continue. Vote on November 5th to end this.
*ancient seafloor rumbling*
YOU'RE LISTENING TO
*scuttling of trilobites*
107.9
*crunching of exoskeleton*
REAL ANOMALOCARIS FM
*undulating of imbricating lateral lobes*
WHERE WE ROCK THE PRIMORDIAL DEPTHS!
*bubbling underwater sounds*
NO MODERN TUNES HERE, JUST PALEOZOIC ROCK!
*ocean waves crashing*
*clicking of appendages*
THIS AIN'T YOUR SOFT-BODIED ORGANISM'S STATION
*Imagine Dragons - Radioactive starts playing*