IF PETER PARKER HAD A TWITTER ACCOUNT

me: i want love

also me: doesn’t like dating apps, doesn’t go out, doesn’t put herself out there, always falls for unavailable people, is kinda ugly anyways

The Haikyuu Boys Walk

in on Miss Manager Changing

Karasuno x Female Manager; Fukurodani x Female Manager

Warnings: invasion of privacy (please always knock before entering), mentions of female clothing (bras, panties), staring, idk what else to put 🤣

AN: This is a request from Karasuno Anon! I love all my headcannons but this one made me giggle 🤣

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Karasuno

First off, it's the whole team who walks in 🤣

Literally a freaking trickle effect

🌟It starts something like this 🌟

It's almost the end of practice

You, Yachi and Kiyoko are talking and comparing notes while the guys finish up

Ukai tells you that you three can go change because the boys can handle the clean up

Plus, Ukai knows you deserve a break 👏🏻

On your way out, Kiyoko says she's going to make copies of the notes

Yachi asks to go along because why the heck not 😅

You decide to go ahead and change

You are in the midst of taking you pants off when you hear voices outside the door 👂🏻

You don't think much of it because the boys club room is right next door

That is 👀 until you hear the voices stop outside the door

Now, I know what your thinking 🤚🏻

It wasn't planned

Because it's not Tanaka and Noya, oh no no no it's Hinata and Kageyama 🤣

"Crappy-yama you are no better than the great king"- Hinata

"Shut up you human Tangerine! I'm way better than that loser Oikawa"- Kageyama

They are arguing about none other than the man, the myth, the legend himself 🙌🏻

Unfortunately they neglect the fact that they have stopped one door short 👀

As in, in front of the female changing room 👀

So when the door opens and you meet the eyes of Hinata and Kags

Oh boy 🤦‍♂️

First off, you reach to cover yourself

Let's say you were just in your bra and panties when they walked in

You 👉🏻 grab a towel and yell "what the hell you two get OUT!"

Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁

You 👉🏻 STOP STARING AND GET OUTTT!!!

Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁

Needless to say, you screaming did not affect them

But it did reach the ears of a few others

Tanaka and Noya come running 🏃‍♂️

No way is someone going to mess with their precious YN

They stop outside the door 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ and gawk at you 😵😵

Literal jaws on the floor, drool flowing GAWK

you 👉🏻 WILL YOU ALL KINDLY LEAVE ME TO CHANGE IN PEACE

Hinata, Kags, Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻👁👄👁

You 👉🏻 I WILL PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE

message not received YN they just stare 😳

Luckily for you, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita are not far behind

Not sure if that's luck or karma 😅

Daichi hears you shout and RUNS 🏃‍♂️ to see the 4 idiots starting at you

Daichi will freak

"STOP STARING AT YN SHES NAKED"- Daichi

"Yn's Naked? Jesus YN close the door!"- Suga

"I did close the door! Hinata and Kageyama walked in on me!"- you

"It was an accident! Kageyama distracted me"- Hinata

"I did not!!"- Kageyama

They literally break our into a fight in the doorway 🙄

You are still standing there in your towel

Ennoshita reacts and shoves a still gaping Tanaka and Noya out the door

Literally the door is shutting and Tanaka and Noya are just like

🚪 👁👄👁

Asahi is shouting apologizes through the door and Narita says they should get you a lock

Tsukki and Yams pull up and are unfazed

Literally this is like a daily occurrence

When Kiyoko and Yachi come back, Kiyoko steps over Hinata and Kags

Who are now rolling on the floor fighting 😅

"Did they walk in on you again YN?"- Kiyoko

Yachi just looks from you to Kiyoko

"They've done this before?"- Yachi

"It's a weekly occurrence"- you 🤣

You'll never know peace YN 🥰

Fukurodani

It's Bokuto

It's always Bokuto 🤣

Seriously, the whole team has to be on top if their game simply because of Bokuto

They have no other choice

You're the newest manager for the powerhouse known as Fukurodani

And also Bokuto's babysitter

Seriously, we've established this before

You were strictly hired to care for Bokuto

He is simply too much work for Akaashi 😅

However, Bokuto has now developed a slight attachment to you YN

He literally can't go 1 hour without seeing you

You've become the mans muse YN 🥰

He's so freaking cute and I'm so jealous 😭

Anyways, it's late and practice is coming to an end

Bokuto has been going an hour on his spikes and it's time to shut 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 down 👏🏻

"Bokuto sweetie it's time to put the volleyballs away now"- you

"Yn noooo" Bokuto 🥺

Akaashi doesn't understand but he trusts the process 😅

"Bo, you know you'll hurt yourself if you keep going. Hey how about this? We walk home together and stop for something to eat?"- you

This man is food driven and I needn't say more 🍙

So while Bokuto is running around cleaning up the gym because he has so so SO much energy

You tell Akaashi you're going to change and will meet him and Bokuto out front

Akaashi hears this, comprehends this and files it away

Bokuto does not hear this, comprehend nor file anything 🤣

So when Akaashi is headed to the changing room with Bokuto

Bokuto suddenly gets a great idea

"Akaashiiii let's go for Ramen!!! I love that idea! I'm going to tell YN right now!"- Bokuto

It takes .03 seconds for Akaashi to realize what Bokuto is about to do

Unfortunately for him, it only takes Bokuto .029999 seconds to act 😂

The door to the girls changing room SLAMS open

There you are, standing in a towel right after your shower 🚿

It's a classic case of 🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me, AND I LOOK AT HIMMMM 🎶

Bokuto 👉🏻🤪😐😳😲

You 👉🏻 BOKUTO WHAT THE HELL

Akaashi will literally cover his eyes, pull Bokuto out by the collar of his shirt and shut the door

All while his hand covers his eyes 🙈

Mans is exceptional 💅

Bokuto will just stand there staring at the door

Legit this is the first time he realized you were a girl, like an ACTUAL girl 🤣

"Bokuto you can't just run into the girls changing room! That's such a huge violation of privacy!"- Akaashi

Bokuto is still staring at the door

"Come on let's go get changed and then you can think of a way to make it up to YN"- Akaashi, now staring to walk away

"Bokuto are you coming?"- Akaashi, turning around to see Bokuto STILL STARING AT THE DOOR 🚪

"Akaashi..."

"Yeah..."

"I think Im in love" ☺️ Bokuto

Well, at least Bokuto's emo modes are taken care of for the foreseeable future

All thanks to YN 🤗

letter to theo by vincent van gogh

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

the sluttiest waist in the jjk universe

i hate when the teacher’s like “write about a bad time in your life” like i ain’t tryna get a social worker up my ass, thanks tho fam

"I notice i start getting nauseous in the morning and my period is a week late"

Girl i need to fantasies with a hot man that i don't have a chance on, not with a baby,please kill that thing

I just love when a fanfic is so very soft that I have to stop reading every three rows and walk around my room for a bit with a hand on my heart while whispering "oh my god they glanced at eachother", because I get too overwhelmed with love and sweetness.

game 6 :’D