Me: I Want Love

The Haikyuu Boys Walk

in on Miss Manager Changing

Karasuno x Female Manager; Fukurodani x Female Manager

Warnings: invasion of privacy (please always knock before entering), mentions of female clothing (bras, panties), staring, idk what else to put 🤣

AN: This is a request from Karasuno Anon! I love all my headcannons but this one made me giggle 🤣

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Karasuno

First off, it's the whole team who walks in 🤣

Literally a freaking trickle effect

🌟It starts something like this 🌟

It's almost the end of practice

You, Yachi and Kiyoko are talking and comparing notes while the guys finish up

Ukai tells you that you three can go change because the boys can handle the clean up

Plus, Ukai knows you deserve a break 👏🏻

On your way out, Kiyoko says she's going to make copies of the notes

Yachi asks to go along because why the heck not 😅

You decide to go ahead and change

You are in the midst of taking you pants off when you hear voices outside the door 👂🏻

You don't think much of it because the boys club room is right next door

That is 👀 until you hear the voices stop outside the door

Now, I know what your thinking 🤚🏻

It wasn't planned

Because it's not Tanaka and Noya, oh no no no it's Hinata and Kageyama 🤣

"Crappy-yama you are no better than the great king"- Hinata

"Shut up you human Tangerine! I'm way better than that loser Oikawa"- Kageyama

They are arguing about none other than the man, the myth, the legend himself 🙌🏻

Unfortunately they neglect the fact that they have stopped one door short 👀

As in, in front of the female changing room 👀

So when the door opens and you meet the eyes of Hinata and Kags

Oh boy 🤦‍♂️

First off, you reach to cover yourself

Let's say you were just in your bra and panties when they walked in

You 👉🏻 grab a towel and yell "what the hell you two get OUT!"

Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁

You 👉🏻 STOP STARING AND GET OUTTT!!!

Hinata and Kags 👉🏻👁👄👁

Needless to say, you screaming did not affect them

But it did reach the ears of a few others

Tanaka and Noya come running 🏃‍♂️

No way is someone going to mess with their precious YN

They stop outside the door 🧍‍♂️ 🧍‍♂️ and gawk at you 😵😵

Literal jaws on the floor, drool flowing GAWK

you 👉🏻 WILL YOU ALL KINDLY LEAVE ME TO CHANGE IN PEACE

Hinata, Kags, Noya and Tanaka 👉🏻👁👄👁

You 👉🏻 I WILL PUNCH YOU ALL IN THE FACE IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE

message not received YN they just stare 😳

Luckily for you, Daichi, Suga, Asahi, Ennoshita, Kinoshita and Narita are not far behind

Not sure if that's luck or karma 😅

Daichi hears you shout and RUNS 🏃‍♂️ to see the 4 idiots starting at you

Daichi will freak

"STOP STARING AT YN SHES NAKED"- Daichi

"Yn's Naked? Jesus YN close the door!"- Suga

"I did close the door! Hinata and Kageyama walked in on me!"- you

"It was an accident! Kageyama distracted me"- Hinata

"I did not!!"- Kageyama

They literally break our into a fight in the doorway 🙄

You are still standing there in your towel

Ennoshita reacts and shoves a still gaping Tanaka and Noya out the door

Literally the door is shutting and Tanaka and Noya are just like

🚪 👁👄👁

Asahi is shouting apologizes through the door and Narita says they should get you a lock

Tsukki and Yams pull up and are unfazed

Literally this is like a daily occurrence

When Kiyoko and Yachi come back, Kiyoko steps over Hinata and Kags

Who are now rolling on the floor fighting 😅

"Did they walk in on you again YN?"- Kiyoko

Yachi just looks from you to Kiyoko

"They've done this before?"- Yachi

"It's a weekly occurrence"- you 🤣

You'll never know peace YN 🥰

Fukurodani

It's Bokuto

It's always Bokuto 🤣

Seriously, the whole team has to be on top if their game simply because of Bokuto

They have no other choice

You're the newest manager for the powerhouse known as Fukurodani

And also Bokuto's babysitter

Seriously, we've established this before

You were strictly hired to care for Bokuto

He is simply too much work for Akaashi 😅

However, Bokuto has now developed a slight attachment to you YN

He literally can't go 1 hour without seeing you

You've become the mans muse YN 🥰

He's so freaking cute and I'm so jealous 😭

Anyways, it's late and practice is coming to an end

Bokuto has been going an hour on his spikes and it's time to shut 👏🏻 it 👏🏻 down 👏🏻

"Bokuto sweetie it's time to put the volleyballs away now"- you

"Yn noooo" Bokuto 🥺

Akaashi doesn't understand but he trusts the process 😅

"Bo, you know you'll hurt yourself if you keep going. Hey how about this? We walk home together and stop for something to eat?"- you

This man is food driven and I needn't say more 🍙

So while Bokuto is running around cleaning up the gym because he has so so SO much energy

You tell Akaashi you're going to change and will meet him and Bokuto out front

Akaashi hears this, comprehends this and files it away

Bokuto does not hear this, comprehend nor file anything 🤣

So when Akaashi is headed to the changing room with Bokuto

Bokuto suddenly gets a great idea

"Akaashiiii let's go for Ramen!!! I love that idea! I'm going to tell YN right now!"- Bokuto

It takes .03 seconds for Akaashi to realize what Bokuto is about to do

Unfortunately for him, it only takes Bokuto .029999 seconds to act 😂

The door to the girls changing room SLAMS open

There you are, standing in a towel right after your shower 🚿

It's a classic case of 🎶 when he looks at me, and I look at him and he looks at me, AND I LOOK AT HIMMMM 🎶

Bokuto 👉🏻🤪😐😳😲

You 👉🏻 BOKUTO WHAT THE HELL

Akaashi will literally cover his eyes, pull Bokuto out by the collar of his shirt and shut the door

All while his hand covers his eyes 🙈

Mans is exceptional 💅

Bokuto will just stand there staring at the door

Legit this is the first time he realized you were a girl, like an ACTUAL girl 🤣

"Bokuto you can't just run into the girls changing room! That's such a huge violation of privacy!"- Akaashi

Bokuto is still staring at the door

"Come on let's go get changed and then you can think of a way to make it up to YN"- Akaashi, now staring to walk away

"Bokuto are you coming?"- Akaashi, turning around to see Bokuto STILL STARING AT THE DOOR 🚪

"Akaashi..."

"Yeah..."

"I think Im in love" ☺️ Bokuto

Well, at least Bokuto's emo modes are taken care of for the foreseeable future

All thanks to YN 🤗

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It was an average Monday morning when you, Nanami Kento's wife, were turned into a cat.

"An unusual Curse," Shoko had said, "not longer than a week, surely--"

"Not--not longer than a week?!" Kento spluttered, his glasses lopsided, and, dangled in front of him beneath the arms (legs-- legs, he reminded himself)...you.

You, with two pointed ears, a long whippy tail, your many toe-beans and a perturbed little head-tilt. On the doctors' office couch, a neatly folded (if a little furry) pile of your clothes.

"Meow," you had said.

"Don't 'meow' me," Kento spluttered again, fixing you with a stern look that barely overlaid his concern. You simply stared up at him, long, and feline, and unblinking...and reached out one little paw, pressing it onto the end of his nose.

Kento sighed; a bone-deep, weary sigh. Shoko put out her cigarette, speaking through a haze of smoke.

"Like I said. Give it a week, and Mrs.Nyanyami will be back to nor--"

"What did you just call her?'

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Mrs.Nyanyami, the cat formerly known as Nanami Kento's wife, wanted for nothing.

"I think that tuna's more expensive than anything I've ever eaten," whispered Yuuji to Gojo. On the other side of the conference room, you sat upon the desk before Kento, waiting patiently for the next lump of tuna (meticulously cut into cat-appropriate cubes) to be delivered in his chopsticks.

As Kento's hand approached, you held it close with paw and claws, to steal the pink fish from him. He looked like a surgeon performing heart surgery.

"I just...dont know how he can look so serious while he's doing that," Gojo whispered back, to Yuuji's frantic nods. Still, they watched this freakish nature documentary with quiet obsession.

A higher-up sat down beside Kento, waiting for the meeting to begin. Jolting back, and grumbling, he did a double take.

"Young man-- you can't bring a cat to a Sorcerer's meeting--"

"That's not a cat," Kento snapped, frosty, "that's my wife."

And so began the rumour amongst the higher-ups, that Nanami Kento had gone mad.

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"You should leave her at home--"

"--absolutely not--"

"--really, Nanami...just put the television on, she'll be fine--"

"--unequivocally, no--"

"--why not?!"

Silence. An awkward shuffle on Kento's thick chest. You peeked your head out of the pocket of the cat-carrying hoodie that Kento wore over his shirt and tie, and turned to Gojo with narrowed eyes.

"Meow," you had said, batting at Kento's strings, and hooking his tie out with your paw, to kick it to death with your legs.

"I agree," said Kento, whispering and scratching you beneath the chin until you purred, "he's wrong, isn't he? Stupid Gojo. You'd get lonely. You'd get bored. Yes you would..."

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"Oh my god...he's gorgeous...you should get his number--"

"--I'm not brave enough...you go. I'll get our coffees."

"--okay, okay..." The woman cleared her throat, sweeping her hair behind one ear with her best smile. Kento looked up from his coffee, with one finely raised eyebrow.

"Can I help you?" He lied, unwilling to help anyone at all before he'd finished his croissant.

"Hi, yeah, I just...can't help but notice you're sitting alone, and my friend-- well she-- she just wondered if she can have your number, and--"

The woman broke off into shrieks. Climbing up her leg, all claws and furry vengeance, was you. She shook her leg, shrieking. You hissed. Your cup of steamed milk clattered over the table, slopping everywhere.

"--o-oh my god-- oh my god, what the hell is this cat doi--"

"I'm sorry," Kento sighed, not sorry at all and dabbing his mouth with a napkin and doing absolutely nothing to help, "it's my cat. She doesn't like company--"

Hisses. Claws. Dirty feral yowls.

"Get this fucking thing off me--"

"I can't take you anywhere. No more steamed milk for you."

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At times, you seemed so human. At others, undeniably cat.

Kento would wake to clattering from the kitchen, bleary and feeling around for you, only to remember, and trace his hand up to the furry, round little patch you'd leave behind on your pillow. He allowed himself just a moment of misery, before getting up.

He followed the sounds of cups and kettle and coffee machine, and leaned against the doorway with sleep-mussed hair and a squinting, teenagerish glare.

You were up on the counter, all four paws and determination. You had gotten as far as switching the kettle and coffee machine on, and heaving the cupboard open with your tiny limbs. Kento watched as you tipped your head sideways, managing to drag two mugs out in your teeth. He winced as they almost smashed upon the counter.

"Come on," Kento rumbled, his voice rusty with sleep, "let me do that."

You meowed at him, batting at the air with one angry paw when he stepped closer. Kento huffed, raising his hands in surrender.

"Fine," he tutted, "but I'll pour the water."

"Meow."

"Why? Because you don't have opposable thumbs, darling."

The fur stood up along your spine. You turned around, and around, in a circle, then sat upright. You turned your back on him while you waited for the kettle to boil. Your tail flicked from side to side, irritable. Kento waited, too, reaching out one hand to stroke your ears.

You nudged your back paw out, and pushed his mug off the side to smash on the floor.

Silence.

"...what is wrong with y--"

"Meow."

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Skitterskitterskitter.

Distant meows.

Kento groaned, rubbing down his face. He checked the clock, frog-blinking; two in the morning. He groaned harder.

Skitterskitterskitter.

Thunk.

More distant meows.

"Please just come back to bed," Kento moaned into the hands pressed over his face.

SkitterskitterskitterSKITTERSKITTER-- rustlllleerussstle--

Directly over his face.

"Meow--"

"I am begging you--"

RustlerustleTHNKskitterskitterskitter.

Distant meows.

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"I miss you."

You raised your head to look at him. Your purring hitched. Your ears tilted.

Kento had murmured, his low voice barely audible. The only light in the living room was the ever-changing light of the television screen. Laid on his back on the sofa, with you curled on his chest, Kento stroked down your back with longing.

You crept up his chest, pressing your cold wet nose to his, and purred. Nose to nose, and cross-eyed, Kento could have cried.

"I really miss you," he repeated, swallowing around the lump in his throat. Your claws dug into his chest, just a little. You rub, rub, rubbed your warm furry head along his jaw until he sniffled, and gave a choked little chuckle.

He fell asleep with you on his chest that night. In so many ways, it was familiar; home. In so many others, you were gone forever.

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"Meow."

Kento shuffled. His chest felt heavy...warm. His belly felt warm, too. And his lap, and--

Kento's eyes shot open, his head lifting up from the couch.

You bit your lip, naked on top of him, and smiling. Human. An angel.

"Oh, my love," Kento moaned, crushing you to him in a bear hug from shoulder to toes, "you're back-- I missed you, I was so worrie--"

You batted an arm out, swiping last night's wine glass from the coffee table beside you, to shatter on the floor.

Silence. Kento blinked slowly, looking from the wine glass, to you. You felt your cheeks grow hot, swallowing hard.

"God, I...sorry, Kento. Force-- force of habit--"

GUYS MY MOM SAID IF I GET 40, 000 NOTES SHE'LL GET ME SWORD

PLEASE

You like to call your boyfriend cute when you talk about him to your coworkers, saying things like: “He’s so cute, he cooks for me all the time!” or “My boyfriend just bought me this flower bouquet for our date! Isn’t he the cutest?” and it planted an image into your coworkers mind of your boyfriend being this soft looking guy. So they definitely didn’t expect a tall muscular guy with a face that literally embodies “if looks could kill” to walk into the building claiming to be your boyfriend and that you had asked him to pick you up. But it did help a little when you run into his arms telling how much you miss him and for a moment, they catch his hard face turned soft. Ok maybe he was a little cute.

-Sakusa, Ushijima, Kageyama, Iwaizumi, Tsukishima.

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