Dawg what does this even mean ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
The social isolation isn’t working anymore I don’t care about the snow I don’t care about my illness I need my wife and greeeeeens
*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
No truer statements have been typed
whiskey dick is such a beautiful phrase if I had a gorgeous maine coon cat I would name her whiskey dick
we literally know each other irl this isn't applicable.
i always mean it when i say i love you btw
Oh! Forgot about this yesterday, cross-posting from my deviantart.
FAWG I can’t be having this shit to my name!!! It’ll ruin my reputation!!!
my tubular cool guy reputation
Time to jork "it"
oh is there anything y’all homis want me to do ? Like draw something…. Do something… eat grass.. anything really, I’ll look into it
I love just dropping things or something
I actually recently got the new ohphone update and it’s been preeettty wild (I was really behind)
Y’know, when I read my text I usually have Bee’s voice over it, I don’t think I’m ok
my hair smells like mint and citrus and I wish we implemented those punctuation that we didn’t use some of them would’ve been useful