You Have Been Booped By This Empty Wrapping Paper Tube.

not all angels are in heaven. for example i’m mostly at home

I was unaware of my own level of intelligence until I realized how ignorant everyone else was.

Honestly the worst part about this is that it feels like the only people who are seeing that all of this is happening are those who are actively ignored no matter what we say just based on how we look, speak, or based on our ability to work.

I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

Even when I’m away unable to speak to you, you never leave my mind. No matter how many people fill the space around me they’re nothing just faceless distractions. I skate through the crowds but my thoughts are elsewhere, where you are, where you should be in my arms. Even now I can see you, feel you, laughing as I almost lose my balance, it's perfect.But reality is cruel. You’re not here. Not yet. Still I know you’re close. I can feel you, your warmth, your presence because you are mine and no matter how far you go, how much distance tries to separate us, you will always belong to me. No one else can have you. No one else deserves you. Soon.

Nesting as an omega is amazing. Some good sniffs around you, fluffy, movies make you twenty times more emotional. Ugh, good times

I hate it when your parents are like “I know you better than you know yourself!” Like no you don’t

real

being kidnapped and locked in a cage would actually fix my mental health issues

Group cuddling/nesting with pack mates true and real true and real

What if living rooms or basements in pack homes are kitted out with tons of blankets throws and pillows because it's to be expected that at some point someone's gonna sit in front of the TV watching movies with a blanket around them, slowly attracting other pack members to cuddle with them until the whole pack is collected in a big purring pile of warmth on the floor. What then

I'm afraid me and the guy would not be too far off bc wtf??? I'd flip my lid too

Earlier I was scrolling Reddit and I come across a post in r/shrooms, a sub reddit dedicated to psychadelic mushrooms and frequently featuring entries from users who are posting during a trip.

A guy posts, freaking out, that the delivery person who dropped off his food had a huge snake wrapped around his neck and the snake was talking to him and tripped him out.

He shares a picture ne sneakily took of the delivery driver.

The delivery driver actually does, in fact, have a live 7 or so foot long boa constrictor draped across his shoulders.

Can you fucking image. Being blasted out of your gourd on hallucinogenic substances, getting a random knock at the door and the guy has a live gigantic snake just chilling. Your head would explode

FFR I CANNOT BE TRUSTED IN A BATH AND BODY WORKS