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important culture exchange happening rn

Two of my fav phineas and ferb posts

"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

SWEET OMEGA CRAVINGS?? THATS WHAT THAT IS??? HOLY FUCK IVE BEEN LIVING THIS LIFESTYLE SINCE I LEFT THE WOMB?? MY CRAVINGS COME IN WAVES AND I NEVER NEW WHY?? ONE WEEK ILL EAT A WHOLE BOX OF CINNABUNS AND THE NEXT I’LL PRETEND I DONT KNOW THEM 🏃💨

Hello friends who nest!

Whether you're kin, a regressor, or miscecanis, you might be affected by what I call the nesting season, and want to nest all the time! 🪹

So I decided to make a little post about stuff I like in my nest to maybe give some of you ideas or just some comfiness reading it, because nesting is taking up like 80% of my brain right now- 💚

My essentials are: 🪹 Blankets (the fluffier the better) 🪹 Plenty of pillows 🪹 A tons of plushies 🪹 Orange essential oil on the stuffs 🪹 A cedar or orange candle/incense 🪹 A cosy drink (like coffee with some cinnamon) 🪹 A cosy show or podcast 🪹 Some snacks! (nuts for my crow brain, sweet things for the omega cravings, and sometimes some other stuff personally)

I also like to kidnap my partner in it, but that's not always possible 🥺😞 Please feel free to add on with your nesting essentials! ☕️

Happy nesting friends! 💚🪹

Now more than ever we need to make Tumblr unmarketable, do NOT invite the government into this space.

Oh! You want me? Oh Jeez... I WILL TELL YOU MY ADDRESS AND GIVE YOU ALL OF MY SOCIAL MEDIAS AND PUT UP A CAMERA IN MY OWN HOME FOR YOU!.... I'm a darling, PLEASE I'm begging.