HIS NAMES FRANK???? FRANK TODHUNTER???????? I THOUGHT IT WAS TODD HUNTER THIS WHOLE FUCKIGN TIME ARE

if the dude who recognised my red dwarf jacket in a damaged society the other day is out there somewhere pls reveal urself to me i am absolutely kicking myself for not getting ur socials

very proud to be the kazoomaster of idkhow glasgow gig i bought n brought all of those kazoos absolute highlight of my life

idkhow: Thank you, Glasgow for the beautiful night. And for the surprise army of Kazoo’s accompanying the Razzmatazz saxophones.

I loved that!

-📸 @jacobspreng

a smidge of doccy who perhaps

im trying to imagine what a red dwarf/doctor who crossover would be like and i cant decide which would be funnier between the doctor being in the red dwarf universe or the boys from the dwarf being in the doctor who universe

like on one hand we have the doctor who is usually the smart space/time know it all who knows just about everything about the universe and its existence and all that suddenly plonked in a universe where aliens dont actually exist, everything he comes into contact with ends up turning out to be a man-made gelf from earth, on a ship where he ends up knowing less about whats going on than the 4 greatest idiots existence can provide and hes just completely baffled at how theyve survived this long and continue to survive

and on the other hand we have the boys going rogue on the tardis & rimmer finally meeting actual aliens for the first time, lister would 1000% square up to a dalek or whatever it is they encounter while the doctor about drives himself mad trying to explain the danger of them and the boys r all just like "whatever weve seen weirder", kryten and the doctor exchanging sciencey-space knowledge & confusing each other with contradicting info from each of their respective realities, cat 100% would raid the tardis wardrobe and make fun of all the different fashion senses the doctors had over the years

hes so ridiculously fuckign stupid i love him so so much

if rimmer was half smart in mechocracy for his presidential campaign he couldve used anecdotes from his experience as a soft light hologram before he got his hard light drive .. like yeah to an extent he still wouldve been pulling absolute heaps of horseshit out of his ass but technically him being a hologram still makes him a machine in a way.

like when he was exclusively soft light he had a lot less actual autonomy as a machine as he most often had to rely on holly or the scutters to holographically project/do everything for him. if hed used that it wouldve added at least the tiniest grain of substance to his campaign but he just ... never mentioned that once & just focused on slagging kryten instead

that was me doing the smash or pass before the show and also the kazoos!!! very glad everyone around me enjoyed my bits as much as i did :D

the glasgow idkhow show was amazing!! i was so spent, i set off with a friend to catch the train at around 4 pm and we didn't get home until midnight 💀💀

highlights include:

someone in the crowd before the concert holding up pictures of (including but not limited to) jerma, freddy fazbear and purple guy which everyone screamed and cheered at

someone passing around a huge bag of kazoos as we were lining up with instructions to join in at the end of razzmatazz

dallon attempting a scottish accent

the drummer having an injured foot but still performing for us (thank you ronnie <3)

dallon's bass malfunctioning

dallon telling everyone below 25 to stop listening before what love 💀

him mentioning a certain friend who stole money (and everyone booing!!)

dallon leading the crowd to harmonise during a letter

visitation of the ghost crowd walk during which he walked so close to me he accidentally bumped into my bag (!!)

i have some videos of these which i'll post later once i've recovered LMAO but that was an incredible, exhausting, beautiful first concert and i'll never forget it <33

my bad gang according to the multiple spanish people in my replies/reblogs apparently that websites wrong and it is infact not normal to sometimes serve it warm rimmer is infact not actually free

quick someone tell rimmer free him from his misery

back on the art grind with bill "ive got some children i need to make into corpses" cipher