I Could Survive My Own Autopsy

my cat hates taking his pills. the only way we can get him to eat them is to turn it into an elaborate pantomime - we take the packet out of the cupboard slowly and hold it up, saying “oh!! what’s this? what’s this? a TREAT? a TREAT for louis????” while making surprised faces. we offer him a pill… then, before he has a chance to sniff it, we wag our fingers at him and replace it in the packet so it becomes a Tantalising Forbidden Mystery. we continue doing this until he’s so confused and excited that he will eat the pill as fast as possible, just so he can find out what it is before we can take it away from him again. as soon as he’s eaten it he looks utterly disappointed and betrayed, like a child who just ate a delicious sweet only to find it was a chocolate-coated brussels sprout. it never gets old

i did a thing tumblr here you go

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atom eve -- for a user on ig, ty again!!

I hope this picture of a quetzal makes your day at least a little bit better :)

I think the only Bat character that should be able to do the whole “oh yeah I did this totally crazy thing” that the others are shocked by should be Cass

“Cannibalism as a metaphor for love” BOO 👎How about just cannibalism. Period. End of sentence.

I stand with my cancelled wife

celebrating my 5 year top surgery anniversary today, so I wanted to draw something that reflects the bliss of feeling your chest for the first time. happy pride 🏳️‍⚧️⚧️💙🩷🤍

Watching yall say "trans rights" in ya bio but still talk about buying Hogwarts Legacy