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fruit-in-jars 101 by stacynguyen

"What is jam? What makes something authentically jam? Can bacon really be made into jam?

It was all very Existentialist.

The answer to those questions is a bit complicated and non-definitive. The U.S. FDA has defined jam and jelly in very specific and mathematical terms (such-and-such percentage of juice to fruit to water to sugar = jam/jelly); it also uses jam and preserve interchangeably, for the most part. While interesting, the FDA’s definitions did not matter much to me because the FDA wasn’t really using the terms in the way that we usually use the terms. Also, the FDA wasn’t comprehensive in its definitions. It didn’t tackle other fruit spreads like marmalades or curds, for instance.

The more I looked into, the more I thought, dude, this information would make a good infographic."

Trauma bro, about a patient with high surgical/anesthesia risk: The premedicating anesthesiologist said she almost contraindicated the patient, because you don't like to put people with such high risk under anesthesia, but I know she lied. You all love it when it gets complicated and you have problems to solve

Me, grinning manically with an arm full of IV and arterial lines and vasopressors and pumps and the likes: I don't know what you are talking about

oh this collar? no no it's not a sex thing, yeah it's not really for fashion either. yeah no it keeps my head attached. yeah my head? it's detached? yeah no it falls right off if i don't wear the collar, huge pain in the ass. the jingle bell is a sex thing though.

goodbye, tiger

I think the only Bat character that should be able to do the whole “oh yeah I did this totally crazy thing” that the others are shocked by should be Cass

What seems to be an ordinary pebble is actually a little friend!

What invincible are yall watching

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