Mens Thighs.

‘Brambly Hedge’ by Jill Barklem

never understand ppl afraid to go to doctors with sex toy related issues. being upfront and saying "it's stuck :(" is significantly less weird and embarrassing than trying and failing to set it free and making it worse, and/or making up some obviously bullshit story when you finally have to submit to medical care. like, them having to yank a toy from your ass is way better than having to yank a toy and like 3 additional spoons bc you kept trying to diy your salvation

Your daily dose of cat memes

im in love with her, she is stunning

Juvenile emperor angelfish (Pomacanthus imperator), Guam

i did a thing tumblr here you go

amazing pic of a momma lion eating her baby after she found out he used her credit card to buy Vbucks without permission. nature is brutal, yet beautiful

So how do we all feel?

adulthood is like dog training but you are both the dog and the trainer and also it doesn’t work and is bad

there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die