Do you know how hard it is to live with a cat that has the intelligence level of literally like a 3 year old but the pure chaos of a high ranking demon?
He’s learned to open the lazy Susan and won’t stop clawing open the flour and rolling in it like a little chinchilla
The council is gathering
12.01.23
studying histology is like so interesting, but also so tiring :,)
hey guys are we still up for more maskless mark backstory
Just an FYI for those in the US with insurance issues
“Everybody watches porn” stfu literally
Eating while on shift is not permitted, staff are told. “If the system detects no keyboard stroke and mouse click, it will show you as idle for that particular duration, and it will be reported to your supervisor. So please avoid hampering your productivity.”
A training video about the webcam system, seen by the Guardian, says it “monitors and tracks real-time employee behaviour and detects any violations to pre-set business rules, and sends real-time alerts to managers to take corrective actions immediately”.
Capitalism is so exhausting
happy new year!
in the past year
Disney stock dropped 45%
Amazon stock dropped 50%
Meta (Facebook's shell company) stock dropped 65%
Bitcoin value dropped 65%
Tesla stock dropped 69%
let's keep the good times rolling this year y'all!
You know me! I'm practically [title card]!