Hands You A Caterpillar

becomes so horny that i transform into a swarm of eels living in a beautiful and picturesque lake

wore my thigh high boots on a walk today and we had to take a path through some long grass and while everyone else was rolling their pants into their socks and putting on jackets to protect themselves from ticks i was standing there smug as hell in my thigh high leather boots.

Smoker lungs vs. healthy lungs

from Medical Advances

I'm fully on the "logan fell harder" bandwagon and here's why. I think wade's attraction to wolverine is a given. he's always been attracted to wolverine and that knowledge just sort of lives in the back of his mind constantly and he continues on with his life knowing if he ever, EVER, got a chance he would pounce. well, deadpool and wolverine was that chance. logan fell harder; he wanted literally NOTHING to do with wade from the jump then suddenly, miraculously, he's okay with dropping everything to help this "ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron" and not only SAVES his whole universe but he fucking goes home with the very same "jabbering little prick" at the end. he defies his own self-imposed lone wolf schtick by turning back when wade calls for him. ??? of course I'm on team Logan Fell Harder because logan fucking fell HARD

Asteroid hyalosis or human snow globe?

A 54-year-old woman with type 2 diabetes mellitus presented to the ophthalmology clinic for a routine dilated fundus examination. Slit-lamp examination of the left eye revealed multiple sparkling, white, globular, refractile, dotlike opacities in the vitreous cavity. The opacities moved with ocular movement and returned to their original position after movement stopped. The vitreous of the right eye appeared normal. The visual acuity was 20/20 in each eye, and the fundus in each eye was normal. 

Asteroid hyalosis is a benign condition that is often unilateral, and is associated with older age. The asteroid bodies are composed of calcium, phosphorus, and various phospholipids. Given the benign nature of this condition and this patient’s normal visual acuity, no treatment was recommended.

Source: NEJM case report (doi: 10.1056/NEJMicm1712355)

today i made a little shrimp for my friend

Art by Peach Momoko

happy new year!

in the past year

Disney stock dropped 45%

Amazon stock dropped 50%

Meta (Facebook's shell company) stock dropped 65%

Bitcoin value dropped 65%

Tesla stock dropped 69%

let's keep the good times rolling this year y'all!