Squeakthefangirl - Squeak The Fangirl

My siblings and I shouldn’t watch movies...

Officer: *points at lineup* Who did it?

Me: It was the bear.

Officer: CUFF HIM!

Other Officer: *sobbing* The cuffs won’t fit!  They keep sliding off!

The pun got me.

when she makes puns and indirectly flirts with your daughter in front of you

Wanda would rather let half of the population of the universe die to save a Microwave Oven.

Not only are there stupid questions, but they will cost you.

what are you doing if I break into your house and wake you up in the dead of night and i pull out a shot glass and flask of NyQuil and say to your health and down one (1) shot of it and then pass tf out on the end of your bed like some demented cat

what then huh?

I think about this at least once a week

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

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