The Pun Got Me.

Eboy this...egirl that.... And what am I ? An ediot...

caesars assassination but with empty cardboard tubes

what are you doing if I break into your house and wake you up in the dead of night and i pull out a shot glass and flask of NyQuil and say to your health and down one (1) shot of it and then pass tf out on the end of your bed like some demented cat

what then huh?

*releases pack of dads into home depot* go……be free

Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

"Oh being a writer must be so cool and artistic"

No being a writer is frantically googling shit like this at 1 am on a work night

Yang: We're having a baby

Ruby: I'm gonna be an Aunt?!

Blake, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you. Sign here

Ruby, sobbing as she signs: I'm my own aunt?!

//

"What if Yang truly became Ruby's mom"

Part 2

I’ll throw in another $5 for Ruby and Weiss talking in Volume 7.

*slides $5 to crwby writers*

Give me the forbidden winter-whitley interactions plz

If you leave your Christmas lights up year round, it’s all “oh they’re so festive” or “oh they’re just lazy”.

But I leave even one (1) skeleton in my front b yard longer than a day after Halloween and suddenly it’s all, “oh they’re crazy” and “where’d they even get that skeleton anyway why does it look so real?”