Hey Ask Me About The Inherent Heteronormativity Of Top/bottom Discourse In Fandom

”If I say I hate white people, never ever am I talking about this lovely lady right here”

cain: i hate white ppl

ash: >:)

cain: except this one, this one is fine

No literally, I would put a gun barrel in my mouth before cooked fruit, good meat (sigh) or slimy vegetables

autism allies (and even a substantial number of autistic people) when you tell them your autism-induced picky eating is not “picky eating” but is in fact an eating disorder that you can’t magically get over in the next 5 seconds:

I’m afraid for my life

why he kitty

The way Qi Rong reacts to Xie Lian's praise is my Roman Empire.

Look how happy it made him

Then how mad he got when he realized how he reacted

The unpacked trauma is crazy

The girls on tiktok brought back the word fujoshi, if nobody told you.

Yeah, they don’t know the definition or history and get mad when you try to correct them. No yeah they post about the fetish mangas too. Yeah.

10/10 would smooch

the banana fish fandom NEEDS to pay attention to this man more LORD i love u cain

fucking.

the hardest lines ALWAYS come from ao3 fanfics and I stand by this

Mostly thanks to @emilyelizabethfowl (their reblog contains many of the fic links!! thank u sm) and a few deep dives into my ao3 history, the sources of the quotes have mostly all been recovered! I apologise for not posting them all with proper credit originally, I truly didn't think the post would blow up so much, but the lesson is very much learned :) enjoy!

- number 1 is from merthur fic called Destiny Ordered You To Die, But I Willed You To Live by ironfamjam

-number 2 is from a klance fic called reach out for you (break these walls) by Paladin-Pile (UserFromPluto)

- number 3 is a batman fic called Home (jason centered) by Daisybirb

- number 4 is a zukka fic by I'm Not Angry Anymore by team_avatars_eyebags

- numbers 5 and 9 are from The Art Of Burning by hella1975, an amazing ongoing atla following zuko

- number 6 is a hualian fic called No paths are bound by cataclysmic_calamity (originally a thread fic but also fully uploaded on ao3)

- number 7 is a merthur fic called tell me every terrible thing you ever did (and let me love you anyway) by Stardustwrites17 (the quote is also originally from a poem apparently)

- number 8 is from a batman fic called Nature and Nurture by lurkinglurkerwholurks

- number 10 is from a steddie fic called let me know (everythings alright) by bexiguess

ALSO there is now a part 2 !! (which I swear is better organized)

This is the face of a man who has no idea

That he’s about to become a single father

I’ve never been to America but I think I want to go there just so I can get a car, start in New York or something, and drive all the way to California. Then all the way back. Preferably with a gang of buddies who are all also non binary bisexuals and varying displays of autism. Cons are that I get motion sick after fifteen minutes in a vehicle and I will put metal music and Hozier on in the same five-minute timespan, pros are that I’m hot and willing to make out with anyone else there and I’ll eat the fruit gummies that nobody else likes.

AAAAAAUUUUUUURRRRRRRGGGHHHH

quotes and lyrics that make me think of asheiji:

I was in pain putting this together

creds:

Herakles - Euripides// art by @ana--pudim// Seventy years of sleep - Nikka Ursula// art by @edamammy// writing prompts for the broken-hearted - Eden Robinson// the Great War - Taylor Swift// ivy - Taylor Swift// autumn - Patty Dickson Pieczka// art by @bigansa// good light - Andrea Gibson// Euripides - Anne Carson// art by @ana--pudim// peace - Taylor Swift// sweet nothing - Taylor Swift// the fear - Clementine Von Radics// art by @shira47a// king the colour of space/tower of molasses & marrow// art by @ginkohs// love letter from Zelda Fitzgerald// banana fish// Eurydice - Sarah Ruhl// banana fish