10/10 Would Smooch

I love him

vomit-colored maggot for @circus-complex 💗

Personally, I’m starting to think fake allies are worse than outright bigots.

Sure, some asshole in a park will call me a faggot and it sucks, but there’s something so insidious and cruel about someone who claims to support you but who won’t do the bare minimum for your community’s pain. Someone who tweets ‘trans rights are human rights’ again and again like mantra but won’t stop supporting the Worst Person Alive in favour of continuing to read a kids’ book about wizards. Someone who wears ‘Ally’ t-shirts and ‘love is love’ pins with every outfit but won’t stop eating a fucking chicken sandwich brand. Someone who claims to fight for your rights but actively contributes to the harming of those same rights, despite how fucking easy it’d be not to. I’d rather you just call me a tranny fag or whatever at this point. If you’re gonna be a piece of shit, at least grow a pair and go all the way.

This is the face of a man who has no idea

That he’s about to become a single father

I know damn well Shorter would be the most IRRITATING older brother type, and it’d be so cute

maybe dont go on a date at the exact restaurant shorter works at next time

my dear friend, are you aware that you’re the funniest person I’ve ever had a conversation with

”Hua Cheng would never bottom” are you high. Are you on drugs. What is it you smoke. Is it crack? Weed? Coke? Are you huffing glue? Are you on mushrooms? Xie Lian could politely go ‘I think I wanna top tonight’ in passing conversation and that man (ghost?) would go ‘Ok Gege :D I love you’ and then he’d happily get his back blown out, and he’d be arching the whole time. I know him personally so I can vouch. Get your act together.

The popularity of ATSV was so funny cause Gwen having a trans metaphor storyline really had people trying to explain why ally representation supersedes actual queer representation

Hey, don’t cry. Make the honey drink from Ponyo, okay?

Watching Nana for the first time and I can’t believe that as soon as she heard Hachi was having relationship problems, Nana was like ‘Omg the cute femme with the cottagecore aesthetic might be single soon’ and immediately chose to share an apartment with her. Peak lesbian dumbass.

The adult one looks ashamed. The child one looks angry. Screams until I die.

oh sweet angst,,

In my Naruto villain era (experiencing multi-episode flashbacks that make me realise my tragic backstory is even tragic-er than I thought)