Latest Posts by spookyforestcryptid - Page 3

"Talyor needs you at the concert" bitch she wont even know your there! All you can do is give her your money, which you already did to buy the tickets. Go to the funeral omg

"This is misogynistic" like what? your supposed to value a random women who you have never met over a family member.

Support your family omg. The only sane person here is Sad-Violinist2611

A swiftie asks for advice on skipping the funeral of a family member to go to the eras tour.

Woo! V (not calling her by her original name) redesign, also some thoughts about her in the main series and in my rewrite (I’ll post about it at some point).

So I don’t really like her in the main series, she’s fine but her whole personality revolving around Charlie is…weird. It feels codependent and really one-sided? There isn’t much that I can about her as a character because her character is “Charlie’s girlfriend.” I preferred her in the pilot, as much her writing wasn’t perfect. And the reveal of her being an angel meant fucking nothing. The drama between her and Charlie lasted for one episode and then in one episode she was joking about being an angel.

In my rewrite she was a Salvadoran weapons dealers, she died in 2011 at like…25-29. Choose which one you the best. She got send to hell for killing a client out of rage then killing herself out of guilt. Very upbeat I’m aware. She met Charlie while roaming the streets of hell right after an extermination searching for angelic weapons, she and Carmilla were enemies at some point but then just became rivals because V did not have NEARLY as much power as Carmilla (she was in the industry for about…10 years? Give or take a couple years) . V was the main reason she started the hotel, lost sinners who fucked but in the end didn’t deserve eternal damnation. She isn’t FULLY invested in the idea of redemption but she doesn’t quite think it’s impossible. Also she can’t fly very well by the way. She’s trying is basically the story of her life in both the real world and in hell. She’s a moth because they represent change! Also because the idea of her being weirdly short is kinda funny to me. She can pick up Charlie in one hand.

victim of severe childhood abuse: the trauma made me depressed and hypervigilant

mental health allies: you are so valid and I feel so sorry for you

victim of severe childhood abuse: the trauma made me lose the ability to feel empathy

mental health allies: YOU'RE DISGUSTING AND EVIL I HOPE YOU DIE!!!!!

EVERYONE EVERYONE look

THANK YOU THAT'S ALL :D

Moxie and millie's relationship : cute with no substance

Fun fact, i LOVE writing couples , they're dynamic with each other is always so fun to do but one couple that i probably hate the most is Moxie and Millie.

why do i hate them? cause they're PAINFULLY one dimensional , they love each other , theyre lovey-dovey, they support each other, these are all very healthy traits!, but thats kinda it isn't it? im not asking for it to be an abusive relationship like with blitzo and stoliz but its to have more substance over them

example so why is Moxie WITH millie?: is it cause she encourages him to do better? okay but what about millie? why is SHE with Moxie? is it cause?.... i genuinely don't know what to say to this part cause there's barely ANYTHING about millie

yknow that episode of gumball where everybody hates alan and carmens relationship cause its so sweet and wholesome that you kinda ended on hating it? thats moxie and millie for me, its so Blandfully sweet that i really want to see the downfall

which sucks because the ONLY Main healthy relationship was moxie and millie and i KNOW that a lot of people will say "but what about Asmodeus and fizzaroli!!" i meant MAIN relationships asmodeus and fizzaroli are side characters im mainly talkin about MAIN CAST relationships

an example of a good couples in adult animation

Bob and linda from bob's burgers, is it perfect? no it has its flaws bob and linda basically balance each other out, they're relationship is a good example of the good and the bads of a relationship but they fully support each other for it.

but heres the kicker what do you describe Moxie and Millies relationship? like in a few words? not much? maybe like supportive...loving....strong.... not much really? how can you describe they're dynamic? boring?

dfeuifhedfhwudhuae i know i know i may seem a bit nit picky but the best part of a relationship are the characters personalities bouncing off each other and we barely see that in moxie and millie because A: MILLIE DOSEN'T HAVE A PERSONALITY , and with no personality means nothing to bounce of too or balance

thats why stolas and blitzo are so flawed as couples , they're dynamic is so toxic, stolas only uses blitzo as a way for getting attention , il probably make a whole blog post about these fuckers

and again its not just moxie and millie too

Vaggatha and charlie are definitely better than Moxie and Millie but compared to the other relationships they're again, eh , like they're cute but thats it, i love the black cat and golden retriever dynamic but you can give more substance to it too

does charlie try to be tough like vaggatha because it encourages to stand up for herself?

does Vaggatha try to use charlies optimism when needed?

again those personality traits can help grow each other out, thats the thing about relationships you grow along with them and learn those traits, whether good or for the bad

Of all the writing choices, woobifying the actual devil is hysterically funny on a meta level.

Ithought gummigoo was going to be a permanant cast member because they were marketing merch of him :(

He's so silly bring gator man back!

"I could use a friend"

IMMEDIATELY AFTER.

Welcome to Helluva Boss, a TV show review in song parody form

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Have a look around

Everything you’ve heard about this show can be found

We’ve got episodes monthly

And merch drops for days

So if you don’t like it, well then you must hate gays

Welcome to Helluva Boss

A bold new take on Hell

Not much torture goes on down here, in fact everything seems swell

Don’t say that we’re sexist

Millie’s not ignored, haha

She has plenty of focus in this five-minute short!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

By and for Tumblr

At one point our ‘hero’ says a gross ableist slur

Be horny

Be sleepy

Be just plain confused

We could explain the lore in-show, but we refuse!

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Come on, bring a friend

Here’s a fun antagonist

We highly doubt you’ll see again

We got demons, up on Earth, who get paid to kill folks

Except we changed our minds and now

It’s about a red dude and a dumb bird fucking each other

Welcome to Helluva Boss

Views are down the drain

We’ve lost two-thirds of our audience to some weirdo named Caine

We’re out of animators

The critics are mean

We still haven’t sold all our stock from last Halloween

See a washed-up pop star’s

Freshly washed car, be in pain

Steal our employees’ work and

Blacklist them if they complain

Furbait gone mad, deadbeat bird dad,

Love stories you’d find on Wattpad

He’s a rapist because he’s sad

His wife’s bad, sex makes him glad

Here's the show's only non-psycho

Committing awful crimes

Here's the exact same character arcs

That we’ve done a thousand times

Here’s the puny pay rate

For our animators

Here’s the show’s creator buying taxidermied birds

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Could I interest you in naughty words?

All of the time?

An awful lot of naughty words

All of the time

Not laughing is a tragedy

Criticism’s a crime

Tons and tons of naughty words

All of the time

Yeah no, I don't experience dysphoria. But I didn't chose to be trans. People may say that I'm not 'really trans' and sometimes I worry I'm not. So how do I still identify as trans?

Because when a stranger calls me a boy I go "eeeeeeeeee" /positive

AAA so pretty!!! Big improvement over cannon nifty! I really like how you drew her and the yellow highlights in her hair!!!

Niffty redesign!!! Huge thanks to @spookyforestcryptid for helping out with the colours.

REBLOG PLEASE

LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. “Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!” WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!

okay like how do you draw the same body type over and over again? Don't you get bored?

How do you pass art school only drawing one body type?

I know there are slight differences but most of that is height or some of them having weirdly thick thighs that are not proportional to the rest of their bodies

DUDE the lack of diversity in body types with vivziepop characters is actually impressive.

JUSTICE FORE SALLIE MAY!!!!

Sallie May is such a cool character and I love her new outfit!🥹❤️ *steals her from VivzieStop*

Sallie May deserves her own show! 🥹❤️ She deserves to have normal merch, instead of being oversexualized! She deserves to be more than VivzieStop's only major trans representation!

JUSTICE FOR SALLIE MAY!!! ✊

(They should've gotten a whole episode dedicated to their sibling dynamic.)

"We need more mental health acceptance and awareness!" Y'all still call ppl with cluster b disorders evil 💀

"We need more weird people!" Y'all COMBUST when someone is xenic 💀

"Healthy coping mechanisms are important!" When someone age regresses, you call them creepy 😭

"More people need to be proud of who they are!" When you see a furry, you cry 😭

(U should totes follow me if ur a supporter of these so I can b on the good side of tumblr XD /nf!)

Lmao what!?! That's so funny to me, like Redesign Your Logo is definitely pop or even alternative pop. BUT EMO GRUGE MUSIC?

like how

One I played Lemon Demon at a birthday party and a swiftie called REDESIGN YOUR LOGO emo grunge music. Lemon Demon makes pop music.

abortions empower women. it is necessary, and is totally acceptable. Me like abortions because they free us.

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

A lot of the audience of Hazbin Hotel are teenagers because of the excessive curses and sex jokes. I don't think the 18+ warning really deters anyone

Teenagers can watch hazbin hotel, people need to stop babying them, if it's a little kid it's a problem like six year olds shouldn't be watching that

teenagers know what sex is, teenagers know what violence is, teenagers know what fuck and shit mean, we aren’t six.

please fucking vote

love is beautiful

i giggled

?????? I need an allo who thinks like this to please explain? Do you not have real friends? Me and my friends do most, if not all of these? Also i've heard several people say you can't be friends with the gender your attracted to, which is just like ????

Things friends can't do according to allos!

(these are all things I have been told with 100% sincerity, and not stuff that I myself believe. Also I know not all allos are like this.)

Give each other meaningful gifts

Pay attention to the others likes and dislikes

Look at one another in a 'certain way' (???)

Match clothes or accessories

Hold hands for 'too long' (???)

Hug for 'too long' or hug 'too close' (???)

Cuddle because it's 'too intimate'

Not want to pull away during a hug or holding hands

Lean onto the other emotionally and physically

Smile in one another's presence

Laugh at each others jokes

Give genuine advice

Text each other 'good morning' 'good evening' 'good night' 'happy birthday' 'happy new years' 'merry Christmas' etc, etc

Ask how the others doing

I'll add more once I think of things I've forgotten

REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS A SAFE SPACE FOR AROMANTIC PEOPLE AND IF YOU THINK THEY ARE VALID

I want to see how many people actually are willing to say this and not just act like it

"Is it insensitive for me to say that I won't love you until you sort out your problems on your own without help or support from me?"

Yes.

imagine saying this about your boyfriends mental health issues

and then wondering why he didn’t want to marry you

"You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me."

Somehow I don't think this is where Taylor Swift was raised.

Asylums we centers of horrific abuse, primarily of disabled people.

They were tied or chained up.

They were experimented on.

They were sexually abused and raped.

They were beaten.

They were degraded.

They were neglected.

They were murdered.

Asylums served as a way to hide away people with disabilities from society, pretend they never existed, and leave them to die alone, afraid, and in pain. Many having little to no idea why.

The fact that Taylor Swift, an able bodied, neurotypical billionaire who has never encountered even a fraction of the oppression asylum victims did and disabled people still do, thinks this is an acceptable metaphor is nothing short of selfish, vile, out of touch ableism.

She is profiting off of the abuse and the murder of disabled people. She's making light of their abuse by comparing it to her cushy, well to do childhood.

Let's take a look at Taylor Swift's "asylum":

Huge house. Huge yard. Detached two-car garage. In ground pool.

This is not an asylum. It's a home. She had a home. She had her family around her. That family did what they could to support her and make her successful.

That is not asylum life.

She was not experimented on by doctors who believed she was incapable of thinking or feeling. She was not left for dead because nobody could be bothered to clean and feed her when she was incapable of doing so herself. She was not denied access to society or human connection. She was not murdered for being disabled.

Might she have been abused? Sure. Abuse does not make an asylum.

This lyric is nothing short of ableist, and it demonstrates with incredible clarity that Taylor Swift only supports minorities when it makes her look good and suits her purposes. She doesn't care about actually being informed about oppression or being a good person. She'll use minorities in whatever ways she believe will rake in the most profit. She doesn't care who she hurts, as long as she adds another couple millions to her billions.

It's time to demand some real accountability.

”Media literacy is dead!” It isn’t. The definition of media literacy is “Media literacy is an expanded conceptualisation of literacy that includes the ability to access and analyse media messages as well as create, reflect and take action, using the power of information and communication to make a difference in the world.” Media literacy isn’t dead, you are just mad it’s being used on something you like. Media literacy is dead to YOU because the only difference you are making in this bitch of an earth is harassing people. We are all just trying to escape in-pending doom but what are you doing? Getting pissed people don’t like a piece of media you enjoy. So congrats, you did nothing. Nobody gives a shit that I don’t like some media, so get a life and stop worrying about what some traumatised queer teenager with four birds likes and hates. I’m airing my grievances about a few shows and some music, I am not trying to change anyone’s opinion, if I respect your opinion then it goes both ways. I have a life. I go to school. I have friends. I have hobbies other than getting mad at kids online.

if the show wasn't queer and written by a women it wouldn't get this much hate

Ship of all time

I ship them