?????? I Need An Allo Who Thinks Like This To Please Explain? Do You Not Have Real Friends? Me And My

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Magic School Bus kids telling 2 sentence horror stories:

Arnold:

Ralphie:

Keesha:

Phoebe:

Carlos:

Tim:

Wanda:

Dorothy Ann

Mikey:

Janet:

scavs are just so goofy to me tbh

ISN'T IT FUN GETTING ALL DONE UP? PRETENDING YOU'RE SOMEONE NEW?

LIFE IS EXTREMELY SUPREME WHEN YOU'RE DRESSED LIKE A DREAM COME TRUE

gay

im so sorry

why would you be sorry

reblogging this because I can

So the first two mins of Hazbin Hotel have been released, and it's pretty mediocre to me. Lucifer is a misunderstood Angel who was banished because uh...he gave the Fruit of Knowledge to Eve, and the fruit was somehow cursed, causing evil to corrupt Earth. As a result, Lilith and Lucifer were banished to Hell. For some reason, Adam is a controlling male, which doesn't make any sense to me, but okay, and while Lucifer didn't like Hell, Lilith actually thrived in it. As a result, Heaven became afraid of how rapidly Hell was growing, and to prevent this, they started killing Sinners yearly.

So there are a couple of problems with this, the main one to me being the first two minutes of the first fucking episode already retconned a major piece of info from the pilot. That being the Exterminations started because Hell was overpopulated.

So now the writers changed it because Heaven is now afraid of Hell's power, and I'm wondering why they're afraid in the first place. They were capable of casting out Lucifer, who is the strongest being in Hell. Why are they afraid of Hell becoming more powerful as time goes on?

And this also raises the question of the Seven Princes of Hell. Where are they??

They were Angels who fought alongside Lucifer, resulting in them all becoming Fallen Angels, but for some reason, they're just not mentioned at all in this backstory. I get that Helluva and Hazbin are different shows, but they're not even hinted at.

This entire video also kinda leads to the idea that Lilith is a true baddie of the show because while Lucifer was wallowing in his self pity, Lilith was actually thriving in Hell and for some reason became a popstar. It's extremely sus that she's actually thriving in Hell while Lucifer isn't.

And my final issue with these first two minutes is Lucifer himself. He's characterized as this outcast who is creative and stuff instead of a prideful Angel who never bowed down to humans.

They removed the Prideful aspect from the Sin of Pride.

So yeah this show is..already a mess and it's already two minutes into the first episode.

love is beautiful

Okay technically it is bad and I think you should get help because you deserve to be happy, but also yay representation!

Is it bad I relate to Ame from NSO?