Someone Needs To Take Jean Ice Skating

He's a 16 year old Edwardian ghost. He's gay. He's oblivious. He's in love with his best friend. He's got internalized homophobia. He's occasionally a woman. He's been dead for 70 years. He's never felt more alive. He is the kindest man you'll ever see. He is destined for hell. He has no rizz. Everyone wants him carnally. Edwin Payne really is THE most character of all time no one is doing it like him

You know what's suspicious? How much Jean talks about everyone being shorter than him. This is clearly foreshadowing for tgr when he just starts lifting people and carrying them away like a sack of potatoes. Cat won't let them go home from the mall early? Yoink. Jeremy stuck with his shitty family? Yoink. Cody looking like they want out of a conversation? Yoink. Neil wants to say literally anything to a camera? Yoink.

Jean I love you and I believe you can overcome any obstacle but also. Most of these obstacles are under 5'8" and you never skip leg day. There is an obvious solution here.

this has, and will always be allison reynolds to me.

His dancing kills me, bro. 😭

happy to be with you

I like etymology.

I like entomology.

However I am stupid, and I can never remember which one is which

hear me out—hozier reading the silica tweet out loud, and then immediately transitioning into eat your young

“BE QUIET, SILICA GEL! CAN’T YOU SEE I’M starving, darling, let me put my lips to something…”

shipping two characters not in a romantic way and not in a platonic way but in a secret third way

Jesper to Wylan