You Know What's Suspicious? How Much Jean Talks About Everyone Being Shorter Than Him. This Is Clearly

Get in loser the queen wants a drive

Alternative version underneath because I'm indecisive

Yes!! The way he held the mouse in the first book when they went to the Barns made me melt. He's so caring but is such an interesting way

Ronan Lynch is the kind of person to stop in the middle of traffic to help animals across the road or take in stray dogs or cats that can’t make it past scary, speeding traffic. Imagine him speeding speed down the road, hitting his breaks and leaving skid marks on the asphalt, only to wordlessly get out of the car to help a baby duckling reconnect with it’s mother on the other side of the road. Ronan getting back into the car and flooring it the second the animals are safe; Adam sitting stunned next to him.

I love history major Kevin Day as much as the next guy, but imagine, just for a moment... FILM MAJOR KEVIN DAY

Brainstorming ❤

I don't like writing but the little man in my brain constructed a type writer out of scrap metal and garbage and now I must get his writing out of my head and onto the google doc.

Can we please talk about the cars movie because WHEN DO THEY GAIN THEIR SENTIENCE??? at what point of the manufacturing process do they stop being parts of a car and begin being a sentient member of car society? Also. Do they have a soul? Where is it? In the engine? And WHY DO THEY HAVE TOUNGS? THAT OPENS UP A WHOLE OTHER CAN OF WORMS. I need to dissect one of those things and know what's going on in there. How much of it is car parts and how much is organs and shit. I know it's a kids movie and I should not be thinking this hard about it but let me spiral in peace please.

Bodyguard au bodyguard au bodyguard au

It would be very Guardian by Alex London of you

Sorry there are so many options my aftg brainstorm doc is over 150 pages rn

The Kevin Day history nerd agenda has been eating me up, like, what's his favourite historical era? Modern or ancient history? Also, is he into politics too? Who's his favourite historical figure? What's his favourite useless history fact? Favourite documentary? Does he learn a lot about Irish and French history because they remind him of his mum and Jean? Does he prefer ancient Rome or Greece? Does he info dump on Neil and Andrew when Andrew won't let him watch Exy and he's bored? I have so many questions!!!!

You know what. Fuck you.

*unhallows your ween*

I can't believe I'm obsessed with a guy called Andrew that's fucking wild