the concept of vampire bats. as in like. the animal. is fucking crazy. like. there's like an actual fucking bat that drinks blood. what the fuck
YES YES YES
I think Aaron would get one for being PREMED and also being in a COLLAGE SPORT, like that's crazy how does he have time for anything?!??? Especially since he probably dosent do a lot of work on the weekends since they go Colombia on the weekends. Big brain award? Secretly a time traveler award? Idk perhaps the smart cookie award
Omg all of the teams have banquets at the end of the season, and the captains make silly awards to give out to all of their players?!!!!!!!!!!
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My canon: Neil is super weird, but in a way people don't expect and it catches them unaware. He will have a perfectly normal conversation with you and then you realise he doesn't ignore the first slice of bread of the loaf, uses it right after opening it to make a sandwich. He doesn't have a set way of replacing the toilet paper roll. He does sock-shoe-sock-shoe. He takes the peel of the banana off completely before eating it on the go. He unplugs the laptop yanking on the cable not the plug. He eats kiwis with the skin on like they're apples. He eats dry cereal then drinks a glass of milk.
Neil Josten is like an alien that has managed to blend in quite well with the humans but sometimes he does something that reminds you he's a martian
Vibes are off
(the vibes are completely normal but I am overstimulated)
I said this in another post, but it bears repeating:
Neil is to crime what Andrew is to Exy. Supernaturally talented and unstoppable if he wanted, but due to his general lack of interest nerfs himself.
Everyone should be grateful Neil finds crime boring and uninteresting compared to Exy cause he would have been the Kevin Day of crime, surpassing his father and mother. Nora confirmed in the EC that if the Moriyamas had messed with Andrew, Neil would have carefully and competently dismantled their empire and watched all of them burn. He was practically lab created and stress tested his whole life to fight, outlive, and outsmart criminal masterminds.
My headcannon is Ichirou is secretly relieved that Nathaniel just wants to play stick ball.
new and improved articulation that i still cant quite put into words the way i want to. hence diagram.
I need to see a conversation between Gansey and Jeremy Knox
I just think it would be interesting
I need to see all the foxes dress up as the Muppets for Halloween