IM ALWAYS A SLUT FOR LISTENING TO MCR

SO ENGLISH ISN’T MY MOM’S FIRST LANGUAGE AND TODAY THERE WAS A SLUG ON THE STEPS AND

Them eyebrows tho

OMFG

Look mom I'm popular

Fucking badass like holy shit I wish I could

Wallride backflip to lipslide by Jaeger Bailey

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I think we need to invent a game called ‘shatner’

Someone yells ‘SHATNER’ at you and then you have to overact whatever you were doing

So I mean is this because you actually have to get this done for a class and don’t want to, cus you probably shouldn’t trust tumblr to do it for you, they’ll slip in subliminal feminist propaganda.

You are a senior in high school enrolled in AP English.  Over the winter break your teacher assigns you a project.  You must read this short story, then present a detailed analysis on its themes, motifs, and imagery.  In 200-300 words, present your analysis by taking a screenshot of the post, captioning your analysis, and then tagging #officialunitedstates.  The person with the most well-thought out analysis will win.

this is literally the best

If you ever think I’m a good role model, just know this: I took a poison ivy plant and rubbed it all over this girl’s car that I hated in high school. Horrifically that same day, she was carpooling 3 other girls that I didn’t like to the mall. The next day they came in covered in rashes and had to give the pe teacher a note because it had spread in unsavory places.

And so did 3 of the football players.

My mom says it's regretting things.