I Think Stan (bigender) Jokes About Stealing Fords (agender) Gender All Of The Time.

i just realized i dont have to stress about having a sona or anything. i can literally just be spleens. like people use pre-existing fictional characters to represent themselves all of the time. i can just use spleens. why the hell not.

stan and ford refer to cats as meow meows. there is no context in where they will call them anything else. theyre just meow meows. nobody really knows where they picked up the habit, but they insist on keeping that name specifically. its been a thing since childhood and it will never ever change. everytime they see a cat they go "meow meow!!"

even MORE stan twin headcanons so we all know from the charity stream that ford is very oblivious to people flirting with him. haha! very funny! very silly! so when he goes out to bars with stan he usually doesnt understand when people are flirting with him (and if they're stupidly obvious with it, then he turns them down because hes married to mcgucket and YOU CANT TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME-) and stan flirts with people in bars a lot. you know. as he does. whenever someone comes up to flirt with him or whatever, ford will look away and pretend not to listen.. and then turn back around when he realizes that stan is just as, if not, more dense and clueless than he is. and he doesn't even realize he's being flirted with?? he's just?? casually talking to this person who's clearly interested????? like it's taking him forever to realize?? when he does realize, though, he immediately starts flirting back and ford turns back around again. whether it's just an internal doubt where he doesn't think anybody would be interested in him, and just takes it as them being nice, or he's just really that clueless, ford doesn't really know. but he's started to put on a stopwatch to see just how long it would take for him to flirt back. the longest it's taken so far is 15 minutes and 34 seconds.

YAAAAYYY

thank you

guys. i need your help.

i need a screencap of that one scene where ford is happily frolicking through a cave while catching eyebats with a net. pleaaase help

NO. NO NO NO NO NO SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW. YOU GET THIS WHEN YOU INPUT "SORRY"???? FUCK YOU. ACTUALLY FUCK YOU. AND ON FIDDLEFORD FRIDAY?? AAAAAAAAAAHIOUGASHPIUHGPA

i don’t really know what happened with this but. you can have it. (click for better quality)

you think they were banging on the down low though

oh you guys seemed to like the other stan post i made so. heres this i also did a few days ago

just some shading practice i guess

yaaay tumbler i forgot this place existed and literally nobody here knows i exist how fun

fiddtober day 14 + TANKSGIVING SPECIAL!!!!?!

"this machine right here is a commission!! some feller from the underground i think..."