Duuude I Just Realized. Soos Being Adopted By Stan + Fiddauthor Means That Soos And Tate Would Be Cousins.

i regret to inform you ive been (kinda) watching rick and morty. this point still 100% stands.

dude ive never even watched rick and morty but like. i look at rick. this complete mess. an alcoholic. apparently a kinda shitty dad i think idk again i never watched it. and i go "yeah. stan would probably hit that."

guys i love those vampire stan aus as much as the next person but let’s all be honest if he was actually a vampire he would be soo lame

he got bit by one of his exes who he didn’t realize was a vampire. he thought it was just kinky stuff at first but then he woke up the next morning with blood cravings and went “fuuuuuuccckkkk”

he tried to hunt a person once but people really underestimate how much energy it takes to chase down someone and keep them still long enough to feed. the minute he got done, he was still hungry because he spent all of his energy on getting them to where it made zero difference. so he steals from hospitals, not because he feels guilty, but because it’s just too damn tiring to feed off people. blood bags don’t struggle.

and god damnit, for the life of him he can’t figure out the bat thing!! how do they do that? he just can’t get it. he’s such a loser. i mean. i guess he’s immortal too but he wasn’t ever going to die anyway. he’s just somehow even more reckless than he already was.

i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not making a ford au that is basically just gaster i am not- anyways... this is dr. NTL.. there was a portal malfunction when ford was thrown in there so he was. uh. you know. you know the rest. he fell into his own creation and was shattered across time and space and nobody actually remembers him except for his "followers" (who are fiddleford and stan because in aus that arent dr NTL's they had also fallen into a broken portal.. theyre not all from the same au though and theyre not from NTL's original au where he fell into the portal. this is kinda confusing but hear me out) bill fucking hates him in specific because he doesnt technically exist, and therefor he cant do anything to him. NTL likes to bother him because of it and sometimes pops up in just random places, though most of the time he pops up during or weirdmageddon because its very easy to get into an au while thats happening.

here’s another fiddleford but with this color palette

ok ok i’m gonna make a pinned post since i have over 100 followers which justifies this i think

also fancy graphics aren’t in the budget so. you just get plain old text sorry

my name is spleens and you will refer to me as such. or whatever dumb nicknames you can come up with

they/them please (pretty sure this is in my bio thingy but a reminder doesn’t hurt

currently fixated on gravity falls and ena but mark my words on june 5th deltarune fixation will return and blow up in my face

i don’t really tag stuff unless it’s one of my aus so. sorry about that.

ok now account rules or whatever

note. this isn’t a DNI or anything. those fundamentally don’t work. i really don’t care who interacts, however i don’t want these things brought up on my page. so don’t tag my stuff in reblogs with these things and don’t bring them up unless a post explicitly opens that discussion (i might do those sometimes) and my warning for you is that i am not afraid of confrontation.

billford.

fiddlestan

any incest ships. apparently they’re not pro ships anymore, i don’t know what the hell they’re called anymore but you get what i mean.

note of caution. if incest stuff specifically ends up on my dashboard then i will block the person. i don’t go out of my way to pick through my followers, but if that happens with someone who follows me, then tough luck idk what to tell you.

ok that’s all.

oh my fuck

the banging in the coffin could mean nothing.

oh em gee today (tonight??) is unus annus anniversary what.

fuck this guy but this palette is pretty cool

this therapist told him to think more positive thoughts.

NOOOO ALL OF THE DAILY DELTARUNE CHARACTERS IVE BEEN FOLLOWING ARE ALL ON BREAK HOW COUL YOUUU

just binged all of book of bill and i. love it so much. what.

im going to stare at this book for the next month i think.