Me Fighting My Conscience For The 3894th Day In A Row To Not Draw Sexy Stan For. Whatever Reason

"ooohhh fiddauthor so sad so cute theyre so yaoi" you are all overlooking a very very important detail here. FIDDLEFORD HAD AND WORE FULL ASS COWBOY BOOTS IN COLLEGE.

hi. im damien maymdien. and i know what youre probably thinking. ive heard it 100 times. people come up to me and they go "damien. why is everything so dumb and stupid?" well thats a great question. and ill answer it for you. first lets plant some trees. okay what was your question. oh yeah the world is stupid. right. ok well have you ever found love? have you ever been in love? have you ever flown a bird? or been flown by a bird? have you ever been blo- actually lets skip that one. have you ever carried a dozen bricks down a brick road through a brick door into a brick house?

fiddtober day 7. i dont really have any comments for this one. the anatomy isn’t great but that’s ok

i dont understand how homophobic/transphobic deltarune/undertale fans exist. GUYS. JEVIL IS LITERALLY THE FUCKING NON BINARY FLAG. YOU ARE ALL BLIND.

just had my first therapy appointment. feeling good. (this bitch talked about fiddleford hadron mcgucket for 75% of the session)

stan is the kind of person to not come out as trans until she fully transitions and presents as a girl completely wendy is also the kind of person to not come out as trans until he fully transitions and presents as a guy completely. so one day soos comes into work and it seems like the two of them just switched genders. nobody even addresses the change, so soos just thinks theyre playing some kind of prank or something.

and then it stays like that forever. and it doesnt change. because they just decided to transition on a whim one day. get everything sorted out before you even bother with it.

also originally i just drew like. teenage(??) stan with sans clothes. and then it snowballed very quickly.

sorry i forgot tumblr existed also im obsessed with gravity falls now. happy birthday to these bastards

this is canon.

ok i have another ford headcanon. what? its nwhs birthday still? ohhh. yeaah. this is totally related to that. happy 10 years of ford or whatever. this is definitely for that and i planned this ford pines is a trinket guy. this man has 12 shelves full of just little things. figurines, stickers, posters, prints, pins, magnets, plushies. he has it all. tardis figurines. doctor who posters. star trek posters. mothman plushies. pine trees everywhere. even mcguckets inventions that hes gifted to him (THEYRE MARRIED) are put on display. he loves having stuff to look at. he loves collecting shit. every little gift hes ever received is lovingly placed on a shelf or wall. you cant see out of the back window of that mans car from the amount of stickers and decals (probably to the point where its technically illegal but that never stopped him). you cant trust that man unsupervised in a store because he WILL be making impulsive purchases (or just stealing them. you know his pockets are filled to the brim with random stuff everytime he leaves a place.) he loves it. he loves it so so so so so much. he probably has a fuck ton of piercings and accessories and jewelry too. he loves decorating himself. its so much fun for him are you kidding. stan wears flashy shit for the sake of showing wealth. ford does it for the love of the game.

whenever i'm picturing like. a scene in my head with a character i always try to picture their actual voice actors voices because then it feels like i can. idk feel whether its in character or not?? idk how to explain it but when i think of fiddauthor (which i do often). i actually cannot picture it because wholesome gay people comfort and j.k. simmons' voice just do not go together. i need to like train my brain in order to really get his character and his voice in my head

i heart femstan