Whatever

phil lester is so pop diva. in the morning he only speaks after drinking coffee, he has a younger boyfriend who worships the ground he walks on, gets drunk after one fruity sweet drink (that he orders while flirting with the waiter), has money and management skills, is a visionary in his art form and never gives a fuck ever except for when it's time to be nice or to let ppl know how hot and smart his boyfriend is

they said sorry about the heartbreak but we could not relate less

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

"what are you"

"a power bottom"

"and what does a power bottom say"

"fuck me hard"

alright, yeah no great, awesome even

frantic hand holding vs calm casual hand holding

you loooove him

For all my phannies out there, here are digital scans of all my dan and phil TIT photocards! Free 2 use but credit is appreciated :D

here are the backs! dark design for regular cards and light design for holographics! VIP package has 100% 1 holographic, but the once you buy as merch only have a small change of having one

more card here !!!

Nineteen year old Dan Howell cried on Phil's couch one too many times about all the adult things he didn't know how to do and Phil said don't worry about it babygirl I'll do your taxes forever <3