They Said Sorry About The Heartbreak But We Could Not Relate Less

phil's gifts for dan circa 2009-2010

the scream i scrumpt

there’s not a mfer in this world I’ve ever respected more than 2009 dan. that was a mastermind. a man on a mission. he had one shot and he knew he had to take it. now he walks into the kitchen of the forever home he shares with the subject of “did you ever doubt your dream would come true” and gets greeted with “hello you stupid bitch”

phil lester is so pop diva. in the morning he only speaks after drinking coffee, he has a younger boyfriend who worships the ground he walks on, gets drunk after one fruity sweet drink (that he orders while flirting with the waiter), has money and management skills, is a visionary in his art form and never gives a fuck ever except for when it's time to be nice or to let ppl know how hot and smart his boyfriend is

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"you love it, you love my tiktok" is the same as "I make you laugh, I make you smile" is the same as "you love it, you wanna do it more". night transforms or whatever

i love when his northern accent just pops out

whatever

For all my phannies out there, here are digital scans of all my dan and phil TIT photocards! Free 2 use but credit is appreciated :D

here are the backs! dark design for regular cards and light design for holographics! VIP package has 100% 1 holographic, but the once you buy as merch only have a small change of having one

more card here !!!