Dwayne: Ah, Yes. Here We Have A Beautiful Couple...

Finney: Not trying to brag or anything, but I can wake up without an alarm clock now simply due to my crippling and overwhelming anxiety, so...

Steve: 10 years ago today, I married my best friend…Eddie and Nancy are still angry about it but me and Robin were drunk and thought it was funny.

Robin, hungover: Please tell me I'm imagining that I claimed I was king of the ducks.

Finney: I would, but then I would be lying to the King of All Ducks.

Lo'ak: I told Kiri that their ears turn red when they lie.

Neteyam: Do they?

Lo'ak: No.

Neteyam: Then why did you tell them that?

Lo'ak: Because I can do this.

Lo'ak: Hey Kiri! Do you love us?

Kiri, with their hands over their ears: No.

Robin: why does everyone at the grocery store feel like my enemy?

Nancy: it's called social anxiety honey

Steve: Do you ever drink so much coffee that you feel kinda dizzy, then the world is moving in slow motion, and then you're drifting through space and time, and then you can see everything and nothing while being lost in the void?

Robin:...no?

Eddie: *nods in background*

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Robin: Hey Finney can I get a sip of your water?

Finney: It's not water.

Robin: Vodka, I like your style!

Finney: It's vinegar.

Robin: Wh-Wha-

Finney: It's vinegar, COWARD.

Will: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Will: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Bruce: HELP! I TOLD VANCE I’D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN’T COOK!

Robin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: And you thought I could help?