I Was Thinking, You Know The Part Where Vance Pretty Much Screams In Finney's Ear, And Vance Gets Pulled

Eddie: Hello friends!

The party:

Eddie: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Robin, pointing: May I sit there?

Finney: That's my lap?

Robin: That doesn't answer my question, Finney boy.

Eddie: "Here Steve-o, I made you tea"

Steve: *looks inside the cup* "This is just boiled Gatorade."

Robin: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks into this room.

Eddie: Screw that, I’m not kissing any of you.

*Steve walks in*

Eddie: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know.

Robin: What did you do?

Eddie nodding:yea what did you guys do

The party:

Robin: You aren't in trouble I just need to know what I'm lying to Steve and Nancy about.

This gives me life

celeb au where Steve tweets things about rock star Eddie Munson like "I would let him make me bark like a dog" and Eddie slides into his DMs like heyyyy could we start w dinner and Steve throws his phone across the wall in panic because he's literally all talk

Eddie & Ritchie in the back of Billy's car: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Stanley : We have food at home.

Billy: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Eddie & Ritchie: YAYYYYYY!

Billy: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

Vance: Okay, truth or dare?

Finney: Truth

Vance: How many hours have you slept this week?

Finney:

Finney: ...Dare

Vance: Go to bed.

Finney: I don’t like this game.

Eddie, banging his homework on the table out of frustration:

Steve: Hey, stop that! How would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Steve:

Eddie:

Steve: I am going to go die now, bye…

Eddie:"starts smirking"

Vance: You look nice, I want to kiss you.

Bruce: What?

Vance: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN’T MISS YOU.