He's Smiling Again

STOP IT HE GREW TOO FAST

oh czechia’s outfit is to DIE for

America jump hugged Germany and won’t let go and the others are trying to get them off ironically the other half’s 🤣🤣

You know who I think Alfred would like irl? Chris Pine. Specifically from the Wonder Woman movie. He got that pilot outfit, the blue eyes, the jawline, he's hot but could also be considered cute. He just needs to be more blonde and not have any stubble, oh and have glasses BUT THE FACE CARD IS THERE

I mean look at him thats peak american

winter

so how do they end up together?

I'm actually writing a fanfic for that! called Torn Between Love and Duty. I'll be uploading snippets of each chapter here, and once the entire thing is done im posting it on ao3. The reason i still havent is bc i hate the pressure of knowing there are people waiting for me to update😭

I'm going to talk about the Alice in Wonderland official art we were blessed with

Ivan - Dormouse: This is honestly the one I disagree with most because Cheshire just screams Ivan. If Ivan was a cat he would be Cheshire. Or maybe he just seems to be the more calmer person, and that's why they put him as Dormouse. Dormouse was a walking corpse who's clearly exhausted and is in desperate need of a nap, but I think Ivan wouldn't be tired, he would just be a calm and neutral person who goes along with whatever happens to him (So technically he has no energy to resist) Arthur - Queen of Hearts: now this makes sense. I debated over putting him for the Queen but then I thought "Nah, he's a jerk not a narcissist" but still, the main point of the Queen is that she has major anger issues and beheads anyone who makes a mistake. While it's an exaggeration of what Arthur would actually do, it's still something he would do if he was more of a jerk than he is now. Kiku - White Rabbit: no objections, it's perfect, it makes sense and Kiku is adorable in his outfit. Feliciano - Cheshire: Once again, I don't understand. Cheshire is sly, creepy, manipulative, causes people frustration for his own amusement  and loves to mess with people lower than him. Feliciano is none of those things. But then again, he could be a Cheshire with good intentions and actually wants to help people. Like, a nicer and more innocent version of Cheshire, always smiling but it's cute not creepy. Ludwig: I honestly didn't know much about the Knave of Hearts until I did some research. He's...quite the interesting fellow, I must say. He is the Queen's assassin and apparently the Queen loves him romantically or something. He tries to seduce Alice, gets sentenced for it but lies and gets her in trouble instead, tries to kill the queen, etc. While Ludwig is most definitely not the type to do that, I think he would be an alternate version. He would be a loyal and honest devotee to Arthur but that would be it. He's a serious person who plays by the rules, he's the assassin who is highly favored by Arthur platonically because Ludwig follows rules to the tee and has never, not once, made a mistake because of it. And Hearts Queen!Arthur hates people who makes mistakes. They are close work-wise. Personal friend wise, it's like they're strangers. Alfred - March Hare: Makes sense, no objections. Alfred probably has ADHD in canon, gets easily distracted, is a loud person who comes off as eccentric, and a playful person who's mood can take a 180 in less than 0.5 seconds. Dormouse, Hatter and March were a very eccentric trio who loved tea and would celebrate days that aren't birthdays. Basically, they're always together. And that means that Ivan, Francis and Alfred are always together too. I love them. I love them as a trio. RusAme and Papa France? Francis as a third wheel but he enjoys it? Ivan and Alfred having tea together? the three of them dancing and celebrating together everyday? YES PLEASE. Francis - Mad Hatter: I did watch the disney film, and Hatter wasn't too weird. He seemed to also have a personality disorder and his moods can change very quickly. He was more neutral/nicer compared to March who threw a teacup at the Knave and snapped at Alice for having no manners. Hatter in the Burton version was also quite sane I believe, at least he was a helpful and wise. Still mischievous and loves to annoy others, but he was above average for Wonderland. Francis would be Hatter in Burton's version, definitely. Maybe not as eccentric though. I love the thought that he would be with Ivan and Alfred constantly, as he is close with both. A father figure to Alfred and a great friend to Ivan. I love the idea of them all singing, dancing, and having fun together everyday. Yao: The caterpillar was a very irritable person who did not take kindly to being insulted. He had a passion for poetry and actually had good advice on how to help Alice. Yao himself is irritable and mature, and always snaps at anyone who insults him (mostly of being old). Saying the mushroom had the remedy is such a Yao move and I can't explain why. He's usually a laid back and relaxed

person until someone makes fun of him. I don't know who Alice would be. Maybe Peter. Alice herself was very young and had a british accent, so I guess it would make sense for Peter. Alice also knew how to be annoyed and stand up for herself, and also was a curious person. I can imagine Peter being like that. Alice was considered to very young in comparison to the old wonderland creatures, so it fits.  I imagine that Peter's father (head canon of mine) disappeared mysteriously one day and immediately afterwards he saw Kiku with bunny ears running away saying he was late for something, so he followed him thinking that had to do with his father's disappearance. He fell down the rabbit hole, ate and drank the food that adjusted his sizes, then went out. He ran after Kiku and followed him thinking he could lead him to his father, but eventually lost sight of him. Then Feliciano appears as the Cheshire and helps him find Kiku (but gets distracted by things a lot so he strays off topic, annoying Peter). He meets up with Kiku again in his house and tries to ask him about his father but Kiku is too busy scurrying around to even hear him. After Kiku is done bustling around he leaves his house in a hurry, while Peter spots a cake tart on the table and eats it but becomes large. He drinks a glass of milk that turns him tiny. Peter runs out of the house and is horrified by how large everything is, until Feliciano comes again and directs him to Yao, saying that he will be able to fix his height. Peter eventually reached Yao, but was bothered by all the smoke. After Yao finished dramatically reciting a poem and turning into a butterfly, he advised Peter to take a chunk out of the two sides of the mushroom since one will make him tall while one will make him small. After a bit of trial and error Peter managed to figure out which is which and stuffed both mushrooms into his pockets. He wandered into the forest again, wondering where to go next when Feliciano appeared yet again. Peter asked where he ought to go but Feliciano said that it didn't matter where he went just as long as he got somewhere. Peter thought it made sense so he set off in a random direction. He eventually stumbled upon the Mad Tea Party. Francis, Ivan and Alfred were all singing and dancing together. He sat down on one of the chairs and clapped once they were done, surprising the three. Alfred was first to speak up and loudly but nicely welcomed him to the tea party. Peter thought they were quite eccentric, and as someone who grew up living under constant etiquette and rules, was both frustrated and surprised to see that they were breaking every single rule of dining but nonetheless, enjoyed their performances. After they had calmed down, Peter asked them if they knew his father. It didn't ring and bells for them until Peter described him: "He has unruly hair, green eyes and ridiculously thick eyebrows. His name is Arthur."  The three were in shock for a while before dragging Peter to the Red Castle. There, Arthur himself is playing golf with his loyal knight, Ludwig. Peter was shocked, and so was Arthur. 

thats exactly what I headcanon too. Ivan got the tits but Alfred has the thighs (and ass)

Ivan may have the tit gene from his family, looking respectfully Ms Ukraine and Belarus, but Alfred has the thighs of a god, watermelon in the thigh levels of thigh, an divan does not mind

It definitely runs in the family like I’m looking RESPECTFULLY TOO 👀💕

and yeah Alfred better watch out so he doesn’t crush Ivan’s head with those thighs tho you’re right ivan probably wouldn’t mind if that’s how he goes rip

Since you already talked about nyo America and nyo Canada, do you have body types headcanons for the rest of the allies nyos too?

Of course I do, thanks for the question! 😊

Nyo!America and Nyo!Canada: [x]

Nyo!China: I see her quite short (156 cm or 5′1.4″), with a dainty figure. She’s slim and slight-boned, with a small breast and narrow hips, but she still has a feminine figure as her waist is thinner. Well-proportioned in general, with lean and toned muscles. Particularly slim and small feet.

Nyo!England: She’s quite short as well (160 cm or 5′3″) and skinny, but more on the scrawny side. She’s quite flat and with just a hint of hips/waistline (I see her as the kind of girl who gets perpetually mistaken for a 12-year-old). Her limbs are quite bony and lanky, she doesn’t easily put on muscle mass, no matter how much she exercises.

Nyo!France: Leaning on the tall side (170 cm or 5′6.9″) and slender but with an hourglass shape. Narrow waist, bigger hips, big breast, and slim (but not excessively so) arms and legs. She’s lean and toned, but without a great muscle mass. Very well-proportioned in general. I also picture her having very elegant hands, with long fingers and very strong, always perfectly manicured nails. (Oh, and she gives the impression of being taller because she constantly wears high heels. At least 10 cm.)

Nyo!Russia: Statuesque, very tall (185 cm or 6′0.8″) and imposing. I picture her having an hourglass body shape similar to Ukraine, with full hips and a very big breast, but she also has broader shoulders and more developed muscles, particularly visible in her arms and legs, that look quite buff. Her feet are a bit small for her height.

[Nyo!Axis]

EXACTLY LIKE?? AND UR TELLING ME HIMA DOESNT HAVE A RUSAME AGENDA??

homies is it gay to take a cardboard cutout of your rival to the beach with you and take a selfie with it? asking for a friend