Almost Sobbing Trying Not To Laugh At This Ai Slop Ad. Is There No Quality Checking At ANY Point In This

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

you ever think about how the piña colada song and kate bush's babooshka are technically songs about the same topic but with incredibly different tones

spin this wheel of all the pokemon. you now have to fight this pokemon. just you and it, bare-knuckle

The urge to fail all my classes and install steam on my laptop and only play FTL, KSP, and Surviving Mars for the next however long.

The fact that Pluto is still such a topic of debate, and as it turns out has always been is really funny to me. All the politely and academically worded slander is even better. Despite the horrors it is still a magical and wonderful world.

Owo what's this? A new blog for Latte? anyways...

made a new one because the old one was full of spam, and I made it when I was like 14 anyways. I'm probably going to post art and stuff here, maybe write a bit. Make friends... or enemies. Either or.

Owo what's this? A new blog for Latte? anyways...