You Ever Think About How The Piña Colada Song And Kate Bush's Babooshka Are Technically Songs About

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

The urge to fail all my classes and install steam on my laptop and only play FTL, KSP, and Surviving Mars for the next however long.

Appearing nervous as he acknowledged that he had concealed the truth from his fiancée for far too long, actor Tom Holland confided to reporters Thursday that he was working up the courage to tell Zendaya he was only 17. “Oh man, I think I’m in over my head—when we go to get our marriage license, they’re bound to ask for some form of ID with my date of birth on it,” said Holland, who admitted that while there had been a number of opportunities to come clean over the many years of their relationship, he had always found an excuse to put off telling the award-winning actress that he was legally underage. 

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you don’t gotta tell me to boycott the Nintendo prices by not buying bc i don’t have the money to get them anyways

we need more divorcebaiting. how strongly can canon imply (without technically outright stating) that these two characters are bitterly, acrimoniously divorced? essential we explore this

FURRY ART CAN HAVE WOMEN?

DNI lists on this website are fucking insane

the generational gap between me and the people my age who use chat gpt