FURRY ART CAN HAVE WOMEN?

The fact that Pluto is still such a topic of debate, and as it turns out has always been is really funny to me. All the politely and academically worded slander is even better. Despite the horrors it is still a magical and wonderful world.

Bold of you to assume Catholicism isn't already an MLA

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almost sobbing trying not to laugh at this ai slop ad. is there no quality checking at ANY point in this process? not the ai generator? not the person okay-ing the ad? not tumblr?

My YouTube algorithm is so cooked man cause what the hell is even this

Appearing nervous as he acknowledged that he had concealed the truth from his fiancée for far too long, actor Tom Holland confided to reporters Thursday that he was working up the courage to tell Zendaya he was only 17. “Oh man, I think I’m in over my head—when we go to get our marriage license, they’re bound to ask for some form of ID with my date of birth on it,” said Holland, who admitted that while there had been a number of opportunities to come clean over the many years of their relationship, he had always found an excuse to put off telling the award-winning actress that he was legally underage. 

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The femms, mascs, androgs, and nonconformative folk of the world need a leader, and I... am not that leader. I am however the cat that will sit and purr in the lap of the aforementioned leader while she sits in her evil lair's swivel chair.

Ah, yes, I see you’ve taken notice of the fine knight I keep dangling in a big gilded cage above my evil throne. Quite the pretty little ornament the would be savior makes, wouldn’t you agree~?

What? No, it IS a big cage. That’s- it’s the standard size for a knight’s cage I’m pretty sure. NO I’m not going to invest in 500 square feet of dungeon, it’s ONE knight! I’m pretty sure knights live in hovels in the wild anyways which is basically the same- Look, the cage is quite literally gilded. He loves the cage! He loves obediently preening in the cage! Yeah well, when you capture your own knight you can keep it in whatever size castle you want to, but this one’s mine. Especially since you’re so obviously jealous of me and my cute and awesome knight anyway.

In a welcome sight heralding the end of another winter and the arrival of spring, United Parcel Service men across the nation are breaking out the shorts.

“Look!” said Manchester, NH, cashier Brenda Cosgrove, staring out the window of the yarn shop where she works. “There goes another one! That’s three today!”

Across the U.S., signs of the change of season abound, as daffodils poke out of the ground, the songs of the robin are once again heard in the trees, and leaves bud on the branches. For millions of Americans, however, there is no more beloved harbinger of spring than the sight of a UPS man’s sturdy calves in the open air after months hidden away beneath heavy brown fabric.

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