Old Man Insults Are Wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, Those Are Respectable Occupations.

Old man insults are wild. "Slut", "Whore", "Dumb Bitch"..... Sir, those are respectable occupations. Call me a landlord

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3 years ago

Altair and Yasmin promt

Yasmine strangles a man in a choke hold and Zafira heard Altair muttered under his breath lucky bastard before proceeding to throw his scimitar against an oncoming enemy.


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2 years ago

ZOMAK

tumblr post by @thecryptkeeper reading "the way ive seen ppl talk abt their male faves now like 'he looks like a soaking wet kitten id rescue from a cardboard box in the pouring rain and im about to nurture him back to health with a warm saucer of milk' "
Tweet posted by The Mountain Goats reading "feel like Twitter doesn't care about men who express themselves by sitting on the floor in the middle of the living room meowing #menwhomeow"
Text reading "PERSONALITY: Pathetic wet dog of a man"
youtube comment by 33kingofkings reading "I want more of this miserable man lol"
tumblr post by @eleventh-earl reading "his swagless looks and his cringe fail personality have captivated me"
Tumblr post by @jorgenotfound reading "he might be just some guy to you, to me he's my little skrinbly doo sckrunkly belyflop ongle dople ketchup packet babу kitten meow meow jump rope sparkle princess"
4chan post by Anonymous reading "oh hes so sad and broken and ridden with guilt i want to fuck him"

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2 years ago

Imagine being a person who experience the world differently and never being believed by anyone and now, that very person experienced shit called executive dysfunction like ah yes, by the grace of the universe this life of mine has blessed me with another enormous humongous jajargous fuck truck that I have to handle all on my own in this weak body which has torn and shreds into nothing but a pile of old dangly swiggly rotting skin

and I AM MORE ANGRY PISSY POOPY because I can TRULY UNDERSTAND that no one would believe me. because executive dysfunction sounds like a huge lie. Like if someone were to tell me that they can't do anything because their brain says ' no ' that it tells me to just ' wait ' .. I would grab the largest harpoon and stick it to their butthole like skewers so they can have a more believable reason that they can truly do no shit

whaAT IS THIS CURSE


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2 years ago

me: *is jokingly mean to my friend*

friend: *jokingly pretends to be hurt*

me (autistic, moral ocd):

a tearful, confused little blobby person surrounded by question marks and text reading “friend HURT?? I HURT FRIEND???”
3 years ago

executive dysfunction sounds like a fucking lie, even the ones who suffers from it think it's just some stupid excuses they make for not putting enough efforts, and the whole thing doesn't make any sense either!

" I can't do thing because brain stops me from doing it "

LIKE WHAT. WHO WOULD BELIVE THAT


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2 years ago

Ways I develop character relationships in my writing

This is just a small list of things I do to add a little bit of coziness into my writing through my characters! Relationships (both platonic and romantic) are notoriously hard to write, so here are some of my tips!

Characters picking up on each other’s mannerisms

Characters finishing each other’s sentences

When one character trips/falls/slips and their friend(s) make fun of them before helping them up

Inside jokes

When a group is laughing together, characters who immediately look at each other to see if they found it funny also

Friends who can’t keep it together in serious situations when they’re together

Platonic touching (hugging, hand holding, high fives, etc.)

Characters discussing future plans

Intentionally making fun of each other in front of their crush/partner

3 years ago

dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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