I Feel Like This Guy On A Regular Basis

Let's make this house a home

How I crave the grainy grind of tile grout on my teeth. I'm running out of public restrooms.

Unrelated: I hate caulking

Guys I had a dream that Wilson from House MD got really sick and I (Gregory House Himself) was carrying him around for help and. listen. he was so SMALL.

Wilson was so small and light to carry he was such a poor little guy 🥺 my little Wilson. fully grown man but it gave me the same joy of carrying a small sleeping kitten.

ANYWAYS this police lady came and took my Wilson from me!!!! She was like "I got him from here, we all love Wilson, here ya go" and then she handed me a Wilson coloring page to keep me entertained without the real Wilson 😭 I don't like coloring pages. I colored outside the lines. Fuck crayons!!!

Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?

Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]

Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?

Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you

Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.

@mossy-stormcloud this is what they have

Jon: [sweating, pointing at a conspiracy board] ... Do you understand now, Martin?

Martin: [crocheting with Jon's conspiracy board yarn]

Jon: WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT CROCHETING WITH THE CONSPIRACY BOARD YARN?

Martin: I made a bee :) it's for you

Jon: You!? You...!! [sighs] It's very cute, Martin. Thank you.

I'm convinced any good continuality writing in supernatural was pure chaotic accident

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that horrifying shot of the TARDIS just standing there. Menacingly. Something I was not aware it could do and never want to see again

When I eat a house, I leave the bones. Yuck!

The Memory Tardis looked like the coziest place EVER. One of my new favorite interiors. Could live in that one

Human Cas trying different drinks for the first time (Victorian child inspired):

Water

*frowns* "It tastes like time..."

Dean: So you don't like it? Cause you kinda need that to-

Cas: No. It's great. (and he means it)

Milk

Cas: "You know, adult humans really shouldn't be drinking this. This would have been unheard of in the 18th century, and I really don't understand the appeal of cow secretions-"

Dean: *plugs his ears* Ahhh... enough. I do not consent to hearing those words.

Sam: You know, he's not wrong! Get this-

Dean: Kindly, shut! up!

[Dean slides the glass forward]

Try the milk. : )

Cas: *sighs and tales a sip* I am not a calf. This is weird. I feel gross, Dean.

Dean: Stop being so dramatic! This is why you're trying everything now, so you don't embarrass us in public. Come on, it ain't that bad.

[Cas then spends half an hour on the toilet. He is apparently lactose intolerant.]

Diet Coke

Cas: [Wearily] Is this dairy free?

Dean: It's diet-friggen-coke, Cas. It's dairy free. It's also sugar free! Because someone [he glares at Sam] has a bad taste in pop. Real honest sugar is probably better for you than this junk.

Cas: Agreed. The fact that it's sugar free does by no means make cocaine good for you. It's actually quite concerning that you boys drink this. I think we should do an "intervention."

Dean:

Sam:

Cas: Does 6pm tomorrow work for you two? I'll find some folding chairs and arrange them in a circle.

[They never could get Cas to drink diet Coke, because why is it still called Coke, if there's not cocaine in it? and that's false advertising, which I also do not condone.]

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If people enjoy this one, I'll take suggestions for other foods for Cas to try