Went Back To Read A Shared Doc Me And My Friend Put Random Things On In High School. I Found This Short

Went back to read a shared doc me and my friend put random things on in high school. I found this short little crossover crack fic and I feel like, having read this again, I must force others to experience this as well.

I present to you: The Higher Holmes

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does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

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hehehehe i am a fish perhap?

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souporwholock

9 months ago

Not to brag but since I don't use my passenger seat I filled it with a K9 to keep me company

If I could just get my GPS to speak with his voice, I could pretend he's directing me places... He's great though

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souporwholock

10 months ago

Wait a second...

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the magnus archives tma delicious in dungeon tma podcast tim stoker marcille dungeon meshi wait a second

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souporwholock

11 months ago

Let's just take a moment to appreciate that horrifying shot of the TARDIS just standing there. Menacingly. Something I was not aware it could do and never want to see again

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souporwholock

1 year ago

Theory: clocks restrain the passage of time, most efficiently while you are looking at one, but even just having a clock handy to keep checking slows things enough. One day, your phone dies so you can't check the time before and after you shower to know how long it took. You exit the shower and find that everything has evolved into crabs. Based on a true story (something like this happened to me on Thursday).

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short story shower thoughts mom dad true story crabs convergent evolution profound bonkers the passage of time average Thursday everything evolves into crabs my God why are they all crabs!? dear Lord.... it's all crabs! it's all crabs!

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souporwholock

8 months ago

Yeah this made me grin. Here come the locusts

this is so fucking funny. im going to say "here come the locusts" everytime something goes wrong now

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souporwholock

9 months ago

Laios: *does anything*

Me: Fascinating. How strange. Extremely autistic

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souporwholock

1 year ago

don't mind me. devouring the entirety of the Loki series. all of it. you will no longer be able to watch it. cause I eated it

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loki loki series loki season 2 lokius mobius ughhhh loki fandom especially the music Natalie Ann Holt your timestream is being DEVOURED shouldn't have made it tasty if not food

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souporwholock

9 months ago

Me omw to a social event (I changed my mind about wanting to go)