Hello my name is Dispenser of Provisions, God is my Oath, Wetlands
me: my favorite ship is probably todobaku or maybe dabihawks-
shinkamideku: *kicks down door* whats up bitches
thinking about when i was small, how my mom told me that pipe cleaners were just a tool until people started idly shaping things with them and it grew so popular that they were marketed as crafting materials. and that story about how the original frisbees were disposable pie plates that students flattened to throw. and how when i was a child i had a wooden mancala set with shiny, colorful stones, but on invention it was played with rocks and grooves dug into the dirt. and middle school, paper football and tic-tac-toe and mash and mad libs, games that just need pen and paper. and before that, games of pretend with pirates and princes and masked marauders. how at slumber parties after lights out, we used to whisper storytelling games, i say one sentence and you say the next. and shadow puppets. and the way all the kids in the neighborhood used to divide into teams and throw fallen pine cones at one another. and the floor is lava game, and the quiet game, and the games i play with my coworkers that are just words and retention. and "put a finger down" on the high school bus. and little girls clapping together, and how the first jump-rope was undoubtedly just a length of rope who knows how long ago, and how natural it is to play, how we seek play at every age and with any resources we have and with whatever time we can squeeze it into in a day. i'm not an anthropologist or a psychologist but i think after food and shelter and water and air what comes next is games and stories and laughter. i think that there is nothing -- not sex or fighting or forming unlikely bonds with animals -- there is nothing more human than to play.
dad mode ACTIVATED
The concepts of NSFW is being cleared of the Internet under the false pretense of children’s safety when it’s really about the people in power sanitising for advertisers and pushing evangelical narratives AND that not enough is done to keep legitimately harmful content off of spaces that minors have access to are ideas that can coexist
Lev: The only way to escape this prison cell is to get through this locked door. Quick, give me your credit card, princess!
Iris: Here!
Lev, pocketing it: Cool. Now I'll burst the door open.
sokka: did you tell anyone we were dating while i was gone?
zuko: yes, sokka, because i have no self-control, i told the entire nation that we're dating
sokka: sorry, zuko, no need for the sarcasm
zuko: no, i'm serious. i have no self-control and i told the entire nation that we're dating
There's a post I saw a while ago about where fantasy races get their children. It was like, dwarfs carve their children out of stone, goblins steal their children, elves find random animals and teach them until they reach elven intelligence... And I think that's how children work on the dream smp. You could do it the old fashioned way, or you can teach a fox how to talk until it's at human intelligence, you can cast a baby out of gold and wait for it to start moving on its own or you can terraform a mountain and call it a baby until it walks away, you can find any random mob, object, or land form and just, it's your baby now, it'll start walking and talking soon.
oh my god everybody shut the fuck up and unfollow me, i want to be alone with this person and discuss worldbuilding with them
Shiggy again 🤤
dsmp + osmp + fnaf hyperfixation | all the pronouns give me ur pronouns theyre mine now
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