Lev: The Only Way To Escape This Prison Cell Is To Get Through This Locked Door. Quick, Give Me Your

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

For anyone who joined the fandom “late” and doesn’t know all the lore, or those simply wanting to re-watch it

Theres this channel on youtube called BlueberryTV who has been uploading all the Dream SMP stuff in order FROM THE VERY BEGINNIGN OF THE SERVER, and cutting it down into mostly 20-40 minute videos, showing funny highlights, important lore bits, and all the POVs

as of the date posting this (18th April) the channel isnt even up to the pogtopia arc, and it posts videos every few days, so you can easily watch-along as new videos are released without feelign overwhelmed with having to catch up on hours and hours of lore

they also do videos of Tales From The SMP and also some summary videos etc etc

i just figured id share this, because this is a whole lot of work, well made and edited, and also its easily-digestible for people who want to see older content from the smp for whatever reason

why . why did my undertale hyperfixation come 5 years late

why 

ive been obsessing over the idea of an atla time loop au lately because i find it hilarious all the shit they’d get into ,, like at first when they don’t really know what’s happening i feel like like aang especially would want to keep the timeline intact, but once it becomes clear it’s always going to reset they start going apeshit

after they run out of monsters to ride and games to play or whatever they just start fucking with people for entertainment (cuz 20 years reliving the same thing over and over again gets draining fast) like they’d start selling anti-fire nation merch or something but it just starts getting more and more ridiculous

one time they pretended they were all the avatar and everyone helps each other out to play their parts (even sokka, whos just invented swordbending

zuko starts sliding down the ramp to his ship int he southern water tribe on wheelies courtesy of sokkas giant brain (he has to rush to make them every time)

eventually they stop explaining to people that theyre in a time loop so iroh just has no idea why his nephew/son is casually committing treason with these random children now. hakoda doesnt know why his kids are masters at waterbending and swordbending respectively now but hes not complaining (he is complaining about their lack of self preservation, though)

they go beat up ozai within the first week and the entire world is astonished that some teenagers just saved the world and theyre like ‘lol normal tuesday right guys’

sokka is super annoyed that he keeps having to remake his sword every time and he cant even make it as soon as they loop back cuz he has to wait for the asteroid to come

they always try to do something different so they dont get bored but suki. ALWAYS. has her rematch with azula. its a tradition for them and they start making costumes and stocking up on snacks to watch suki beat up azula for the 476th time. it stopped being satisfying a long time ago but they might as well have some form of continuity in their lives

feel free to add to this it feeds my hyperfixation

Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?

“decorative object” is so vague I love it….I want to be a decorative object….blow me into a tiny glass crystal ball embedded atop a golden snail and sell me on anthropologie.com for $32 free shipping on orders $50+

i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year

im accidentally in love

Zukka week day 7 // free space - the Prince and the Fool

(I sketched this for one of last year’s prompts and had an illumination on how to color it about a year later lmao bone apple teeth)

Here’s a dumb, unedited, very short story that ends really abruptly because my inspiration ran out, that combines two of @hey-hamlet’s AUs: Don’t Praise The All Mighty and All Traitors.

Basically, All Might’s abuse is what convinces 1-A to turn traitor.

Buh. Enjoy, it’s been a hot minute since I’ve written anything for BNHA

A figure in a dark hoodie wandered aimlessly through the streets, searching. They tried to hide their desperation, but the drug dealers and gang members who roamed the alleyways could practically smell it. The figure ignored them, keeping their pace even

“Kids like you should be at home now,” a voice sneered from the shadows, and the person jumped, turning to face the long, lanky figure that stepped into the dimly lit road, moonlight glinting off the staples that held their face together. The hooded figure relaxed, just slightly

“Dabi.”

“You know my name, kid, but I don’t think I know yours... How did you come to learn it, anyway?” Dabi’s fingers started to smoke threateningly— the watching thugs quickly scattered, all too familiar with what was about to happen. But the figure didn’t run. They didn’t even flinch.

“Midoriya told me,” they said, reaching up and pulling off their hood, revealing red and white colored hair, and a scar that had previously been hidden in the shadow of the hood. Dabi froze, eyes wide in shock. But he quickly masked it with a smirk.

“Sho— that is to say, Todoroki Shoto, what a surprise. Shouldn’t you be at home?” Dabi tried to sound cocky, but there was a slight tremble in his voice. Todoroki simply frowned.

“We want to join the league. Me, and the rest of 1-A,” he said bluntly, his fists clenching. Before Dabi could respond though, he continued, looking at the ground with a furrowed brow “All Might keeps... *hurting* Midoriya, and none of us knew until Kamino. And nobody believes us except Aizawa-sensei and Mic-sensei. The league seems to know...” at this, he looked up. “Help us kill All Might, and we’ll do whatever you want.”