fuck hero sbi aus with vigilante tommy, gimme vigilante sbi with hero tommy
tommy, a new hero, just trying to help people and be glorious: hey this system is kinda fucked and i hate it
sbi, some of the most infamous vigilantes in the world: [kills a powerful villain, no regard for hero protocol or law]
tommy: i'm gonna bother the shit out of you guys
shinsous a killer big brother
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
{reblogs help the artist}
For some reason, my old pieces with Snape have started to circulate again. This is less than optimal (they were made in 2018 or earlier even, the horror). The only solution to this is that I must draw them again.
🌺Also, I am taking commissions again (I'll be able to complete at least 5 by the 24th). Send me a message should you find yourself interested. 🌺
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
How to make a plot villainous enough to attract they attention but tame enough they won’t get hurt
Would calling their cell for a random chat because like villain-creepy or stalker-creepy? Or both?
Okay so when they wink at me after a great comeback, is that just their charismatic arrogance or do they maybe like me back?
My newest villain monologue was gonna include this bit about my rough childhood but idk that feels like a fifth date fight subject
Should I update my outfit again? I think they like my new boots but the cape didn’t get the reaction I was hoping for
I was thinking about how there’s no more tween idols or media anymore. like kids in the age of 11-14 being really obsessed with something marketed for them. we had miley cyrus, selena gomez, demi lovato, and the jonas brothers. there’s no tween pop music, no more songs about having fun with your friends or falling in love at the mall. everything that exists feels like content for adults. like I love doja cat but it is really weird to see 7 year olds singing along to “I heard from a friend of a friend that dick is a 10 out of 10” when I’m at work and the radio is on. like where is gen z’s “potential breakup song” or “dj got us falling in love” or “call me maybe”? then it hit me that “tween” doesn’t even exist anymore. right? like the internet has pressured pre-teens and teens to grow up fast, or at least try to look like it. it’s terrifying how the whole awkward phase has completely vanished. was everything like this when I was young or am I just out of touch?
i am begging you all to stop treating this site like instagram if you dont want it to be content free by next year
Could we crash tumblr if we all posted the word “crash” on the 1st of april 2022, 12:35 EST?
dsmp + osmp + fnaf hyperfixation | all the pronouns give me ur pronouns theyre mine now
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