Sorry-but-im-slightly-illiterate - We’re All Clueless

he was so babygirl in this film

I could write a dissertation on men who entrap themselves in their own personal philosophy

I’m scared of fucking a dude with skinny legs bc what if I break him

Say it louder for the people in the back

My red flag - I keep log of all the icks the guys I’ve talked to gave me and I red flag the ones that are actually red flags so I can prevent myself from texting them again

sims 4 patch notes will be like “fixed an issue where harvesting carrots caused toddlers to explode” then you load the game and all your sims are bald

Me next time I see him

Someone tell them I apologize for my six month psychosis 

You ever talk to a man and am like - I’m just to young and cool for this?

I’m getting the ick real time