Me Next Time I See Him

some game dev in circa 2003: hey can we get a song for our scrimblo bimblo french comic book licensed game lol

guy about to fucking go primal beast mode and drop the hardest breakbeat track in the universe: ok

the thing about having a job is i just don’t want to do it. Sorry

I just had the weirdest sex with a freak of a man and I didn’t cum but why was it a lil hot

In the most genuine and from the bottom of my heart kind of way, I don’t want to see you or your tiny minion ever again and that goes for gang and Co. as well - genuinely the most utterly pathetic behavior I’ve ever witnessed from adults

I understand the purpose of music two doors down soundscape YouTube videos 

I just came to the greatest realization ever - the only reason I was into the marine was because it was my first rebound that made me feel safe after Jake like that’s crazy - also also also the only reason I stayed liking the marine no matter all of the red flags was because I think I like masculine men, but I think I want a masculine man who can communicate and put down some walls - and I fear while he was gone I made him my “one day” and that’s fucking disgusting and I should be ashamed like we fucked yesterday and it was good but not as good as before although I had a good time fucking with him it wasn’t mine blowing like it was before like the only thing holding me there is he’s a little interesting. We have a interesting chemistry but I want him and he low-key just wants to fuck me and it’s straight up is going nowhere so that’s so funny so I need a new rebound. Someone hotter 

Adam is a freak!!!!

ay can you watch him while i smoke

Back on my dumb bitch shit I wanna hookup with his hot bartender friend but when do I slide