Ball Drop Is Just Baby Sensory For Driunk Adults In New York

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My red flag - I keep log of all the icks the guys I’ve talked to gave me and I red flag the ones that are actually red flags so I can prevent myself from texting them again

In need of a tiny feminine bf who’s obsessed with me and fucks me like he hates me

would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy 

everyday I’m thankful that I decided to start watching Jersey Shore during quarantine

May the best boy win

“Basically.. my desk is a mess”

(Albeit very cute and sweet) and I respect him bc I get it but he’s a little dumb and cringe and I think I was just dick sick bc wow being cute and sweet and great in bed does not make up for being that bad of a communicator

AHHHHHHH YALL AINT NO WAY HE HAS A TRUMP 2024 TAPESTRY ON THE WALLL!!!!! Reframed every interaction we have ever had so many things make sense and the spell has been broken I am no longer dick sick I just simply have the ick

Say it louder for the people in the back

when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

all of the EGL King of the Hill images I've collected so far