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when the lyrics you've been mishearing are more clever than what's actually in the song

Like actually no one can find this acct this is my diary

this is immensely funny to me

would love to be in a period drama. wearing those dresses half titty out acting shy 

"ingredients you can pronounce!!!" actually i'm great at phonics and i love eating chemicals

Lame ass people

Every ugly man has potential- let’s see if I absolutely regret saying that in like 2 weeks when I come back on here and do my shame check 

i dont think i ever posted this here but i adore the idea of splicing together bumper stickers

Not me fostering him for the night

Adam is a freak!!!!